I'm too tired to write a full journal entry, so I'm going to copy and paste the email I sent to the assholes who run Golf Punk. I was googling in search of dorky vintage punk clothes I could wear, and that came up in the results. Oh god. It's just... so bad.
Here is the email:
Your site is a joke, right? I mean, I've bought vintage tee shirts before, and I have that Def Leppard shirt. I bought it two weeks ago. For 15 American dollars. At a vintage store. I can go into any vintage or consignment store in any major city and expect to not pay more than $20 for a tee shirt. Or I have the option to spend that much money. Furthermore, I think most stores wouldn't even think of setting the prices at $50. I don't understand how that tee shirt could possibly be priced at $70. Also, who is that model? I'm a dyke, and I don't feel bad about calling that pose the gayest thing I have ever seen. I'll link to it, so you can remember the sheer gayness of it:
http://www.golfpunk.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=detail&id=106514&product=32&pageid=78
I think the punkest show that guy has been to is Blink 182. He's probably never even heard of The Germs, X, GBH, Circle Jerks... But I don't mean that in an elitist way. I mean it a false advertising is bad way. Don't call something punk if it's not. That's not punk. Don't do the devil signs if you've never been to a hardcore punk show. Just... don't.
Okay. I'm not even going to talk about the girls in bikinis on the "email us" page. I'm just going to assume you understood that the aforementioned picture I linked to was so gay that you wanted to assure everyone that you like looking at skinny girls in bikinis. Oh. I said I wasn't going to talk about it, right?
-Laurie
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Ooh! One more thing. This is the log for my GARAGE SHOW that Jackie so kindly gave me the chance to take over since she was graduating and stuff. Yay Jackie, LilJackKnife, wooo! Whee! Yay!
Um. Yeah. Don of the Metal Revolution told me that Brian said that the webstreams might be back soon because the law that put the royalty fees on webstreams has been repealed. I almost made a really embarrassing malapropism because I'm a dorkus sometimes. I typed "appealed" instead of "repealed." I'm tired.
Also... TESTIMONIALS. Yay. I have four, I think. I'm poopular.
Here is the email:
Your site is a joke, right? I mean, I've bought vintage tee shirts before, and I have that Def Leppard shirt. I bought it two weeks ago. For 15 American dollars. At a vintage store. I can go into any vintage or consignment store in any major city and expect to not pay more than $20 for a tee shirt. Or I have the option to spend that much money. Furthermore, I think most stores wouldn't even think of setting the prices at $50. I don't understand how that tee shirt could possibly be priced at $70. Also, who is that model? I'm a dyke, and I don't feel bad about calling that pose the gayest thing I have ever seen. I'll link to it, so you can remember the sheer gayness of it:
http://www.golfpunk.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=detail&id=106514&product=32&pageid=78
I think the punkest show that guy has been to is Blink 182. He's probably never even heard of The Germs, X, GBH, Circle Jerks... But I don't mean that in an elitist way. I mean it a false advertising is bad way. Don't call something punk if it's not. That's not punk. Don't do the devil signs if you've never been to a hardcore punk show. Just... don't.
Okay. I'm not even going to talk about the girls in bikinis on the "email us" page. I'm just going to assume you understood that the aforementioned picture I linked to was so gay that you wanted to assure everyone that you like looking at skinny girls in bikinis. Oh. I said I wasn't going to talk about it, right?
-Laurie
***
My feelings are changeable but intense.
porn, deep thoughts, & incoherent ramblings: suicidegirls.com/members/braveliltoaster
We have come to the conclusion of The Toaster Likes to Rant Theater. Please tune in for next week's edition wherein The Toaster talks about H2 Hummers. Again.
Ooh! One more thing. This is the log for my GARAGE SHOW that Jackie so kindly gave me the chance to take over since she was graduating and stuff. Yay Jackie, LilJackKnife, wooo! Whee! Yay!
Um. Yeah. Don of the Metal Revolution told me that Brian said that the webstreams might be back soon because the law that put the royalty fees on webstreams has been repealed. I almost made a really embarrassing malapropism because I'm a dorkus sometimes. I typed "appealed" instead of "repealed." I'm tired.
Also... TESTIMONIALS. Yay. I have four, I think. I'm poopular.
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tattoosnscrews:
I may need to read it ... 

tattoosnscrews:
Aw that pic is bad ass!!! You rock by the way, just had to tell ya. I added you to my friends list so I can always send you drunken love too 
