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Wednesday Nov 23, 2005

Nov 23, 2005
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Today, whilst crossing the street, I put out my hands in the international sign for where'd-you-learn-to-drive--the-back-of-a-cereal-box? Because seriously, the sign says DO NOT TURN ON RED. And the light was red! How much simpler must it be for these people to understand? Because everyone turns. Everyone. And they can suck my cock.

Yeah. Happy Thanksgiving.
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cheech:
When they make these illegal turns, are they using their turn signal?

I'm just looking for a positive here. Cuz people who feel UNABLE to UUUAAARRGH lift that tiny little 2-ounce plastic bar to tell me where the fuck they're going are my pet pisser.
Nov 23, 2005
bigwobbles:
Suck your cock???? you talking to me ...
Nov 27, 2005

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