Dear AutoUpdate,
Stop downloading yourself onto my hard drive. Also, stop letting SysAI download itself onto my hard drive without my consent. I have a pop up blocker for a reason, you insidious, malicious ASSHATS. I'm trying to work on my take-home final for Women's Lit, fuckstains. I don't have time to look for you in my program files, click the uninstall program for SysAI,...
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Stop downloading yourself onto my hard drive. Also, stop letting SysAI download itself onto my hard drive without my consent. I have a pop up blocker for a reason, you insidious, malicious ASSHATS. I'm trying to work on my take-home final for Women's Lit, fuckstains. I don't have time to look for you in my program files, click the uninstall program for SysAI,...
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whiskeyfightpit:
I used to own a 1988 Cadillac Brougham. Silver with burgandy interior. Now, some Bootsy or Sly Stone would've been perfect for that kind of gig. Don't get me wrong, I had a funk arsenal for Caddy Cruising. But my all time music for this gass guzzling, American original was the Stranglers' PEACHES. It has the caddy groove! And that group is from England!
joyrider:
i have the same damn problem with stupid coolwebsearch! it is a tapeworm in my computer. i kill it and it comes back over and over and over...
my ipod case is my pocket. it works real nice. gucci is dirt on my shoulder.
my ipod case is my pocket. it works real nice. gucci is dirt on my shoulder.
I only just finished my paper for my English and American Literature by Women class. It's actually... not bad. I deconstruct the garden leitmotif Christina Rossetti uses in her poetry and outline the rather pessimistic view of the state of womankind, a view that is not exactly surprising since she was a Victorian poet.
So, yeah. It's 12:40 AM, and it's due at 10:50 AM...
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So, yeah. It's 12:40 AM, and it's due at 10:50 AM...
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friedbanana:
My mind wanders reading your journal 
whiskeyfightpit:
Goodbye, Toaster! No more of the bashful WhiskeyFightPit using your journal as a space to hit on you constantly. May 4th I'm evicted for good. If you ever need a loyal sugar daddy or a midwest monster to party with on a road trip...e-mail through SG.
The Television Personalities ROCK, by the way.
The Television Personalities ROCK, by the way.
Who wants to buy me a new video card? My monitor's all fucky looking. Well, it's not my monitor, because I plugged in a DIFFERENT monitor, and it's still fucky looking.
Also, some adware magically downloaded itself onto my computer overnight, and I blame it all on a security hole in internet explorer. So I restored my computer, but now the display is set at...
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Also, some adware magically downloaded itself onto my computer overnight, and I blame it all on a security hole in internet explorer. So I restored my computer, but now the display is set at...
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estrada:
Where have all the cool names gone?
estrada:
Nooooooo!
That website made me cry.
That website made me cry.
Why did I decide to play the Bsuh presidential address driniing game? I am so drunk eright now.
Take a shot every time Bush evades answering a wuestion in in favor of his TALKING POINTS... Oh my god, I'm goign to die of alcohol poisoning. "If I had known/" "Hate freedom" "Soverignty and freedom of the Irqai people." Clinton's "law enforcement" approach to twrrorism. I...
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Take a shot every time Bush evades answering a wuestion in in favor of his TALKING POINTS... Oh my god, I'm goign to die of alcohol poisoning. "If I had known/" "Hate freedom" "Soverignty and freedom of the Irqai people." Clinton's "law enforcement" approach to twrrorism. I...
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anderswolleck:
go here to get the $120 set of F & G
http://www.shoutfactory.com/popup/freaksandgeeks/freaksandgeeks.htm
http://www.shoutfactory.com/popup/freaksandgeeks/freaksandgeeks.htm
cheech:
Bush's eyes are too beady to be shifty; it is impossible to shift that which is but one-dimensional
Update. Later. Exhausted.
*flails*
*faints*
*flails*
*faints*
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anger_frog:
Oh, almost forgot....you've probaly ceased to care long ago, but your pegging thread seems to be active again....that's how I found your profile, and i stayed for the calico kitty.
nex_flamma:
my god yes. and since that picture was taken, it has grown out and then been cut at least twice over. currently im short.
But yes, I just got back here a few days back! Hows things?
But yes, I just got back here a few days back! Hows things?
Edit: I changed my pic back to that old one. Weird floaty toaster head returns! My forehead isn't really that big. It's just the angle. I don't have a fivehead, and even if I do, which I don't, Johnny Depp's motherfucking wife has, like, a sixhead. So I think I'll do just fine.
Okay, when I bitch about my supposed fugliness in my profile picture?...
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Okay, when I bitch about my supposed fugliness in my profile picture?...
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thelibra:
my police supervision prof. rambled on for 1.5 hours (of a 3 hour long class) about the passion of christ.
what the fuck does that have to do with anything police related?
what the fuck does that have to do with anything police related?
sculptor666:
what radio station do you work at? my boss used to live in FL, and he still (10 years later) listens to show he heard on the radio down there. there's a ton of great stations where i live
Oh god. I've been AWOL recently, huh? Yeah. Blame the Winter Music Conference. Yesterday, at Ultra Music Fest, I saw Tommy Lee and Boy George smoking together. I also saw Tara Reid vomit! It was fun. Oh, and The Rapture were awesome, but I think they use the "word" "conversatin'" in one of their songs. I should start shopping around this screenplay that has yet...
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fetha:
Damn you!
Damn you!
I've wanted to go to the Winter Music Conference for years!
*cries*
Luv,
Fetha
Damn you!
I've wanted to go to the Winter Music Conference for years!
*cries*
Luv,
Fetha
whiskeyfightpit:
Can I come down there and do some posturing?
On this Valentine's day, while I await my funny Valentine to come pick me up and "ply me with chocolate and underwear featuring penguins skiing" (his words -- he just called me and said he will be over in 10 minutes), I leave you with two poems. If you can identify the poets -- without googling -- I will give you a special mix CD...
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whiskeyfightpit:
Please Come Back!!!
batattak:
Ok...you just do not love us any longer.
Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.
I have decided to take on a double major. I have fulfilled almost all of the requirements for my psychology major, but now I have decided to take on English as a second major. Not because I'm a junior and will graduate soon, and I'm scared, and I don't want to grow up.
I just looked up the lyrics to "I Don't Wanna Grow...
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I have decided to take on a double major. I have fulfilled almost all of the requirements for my psychology major, but now I have decided to take on English as a second major. Not because I'm a junior and will graduate soon, and I'm scared, and I don't want to grow up.
I just looked up the lyrics to "I Don't Wanna Grow...
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cheech:
I bought a Coach Z figurine from eBay, and the guy left a feedback message that said I did a "great jorb!"
Jeeeeaaaaaarrreeeeeeaaaaaoooorrrrrrb!
Don't worry; I'm supporting the actual site too. I got two shirts and the bumper stickers (+BONUS Strongbadia keychain fob).
Jeeeeaaaaaarrreeeeeeaaaaaoooorrrrrrb!
Don't worry; I'm supporting the actual site too. I got two shirts and the bumper stickers (+BONUS Strongbadia keychain fob).
serialx:
Oh my god The Rockers! That shirt is so kick ass!
You rule! You rule! I dont give a fuck who the president is... you rule!
Bamf!
You rule! You rule! I dont give a fuck who the president is... you rule!
Bamf!
I'm prefacing this entry by saying that this entry is posted at my other journal in its entirety. From now on I'm just going to post the same entry in two different places because I'm a spazz like that. I don't have enough Joementum (read the rest of the entry or watch The Daily Show -- it'll make sense) to keep more than one journal...
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glamerdork:
thins mints. nummy.
joins you in your
-dom
joins you in your
-dom
disastermagnet:
I love extensive journal entries.
Thank you for entertaining me!!
Oh, and your cats are really cute!
Thank you for entertaining me!!
Oh, and your cats are really cute!
I haven't been able to write in this journal becaaaaaaaaaaaause... Keeping two journals is hard, y'all. I use all of my material at another site! And it's hard.
Whenever I come to the update and edit your journal page, a song pops into my head.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better...
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Whenever I come to the update and edit your journal page, a song pops into my head.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better...
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makaveli:
1st time posting to your journal so I just wanted to say hi So Hi :hugs: 
So Hi :hugs: 
sequoia:
ha ha, you're rad! i enjoyed your journal and profile... cheered me up a bit (i'm at home feeling bleh today). it was nice to see such a long ass list of things that make you happy. i'm a bit of a lenguaphile (god i hope that's really a word) myself, so i am very sympethetic to your plight for proper grammer. :-) i hope your day rocks.
your family has a lot of money.