Hurricane shutters are almost completely up. The last thing to go up is the skylight thingie, and I'm scared of falling off of roofs. So I'm not doing that one. Let's hope no one dies in preparing and during the storm. And let's hope it brushes by us, like with Charley, and that it slows down by tomorrow morning. Augh.
This thing is huge. The...
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I'm back in my home, but I think I'm more susceptible to... whatever the effects of these pesticides are. I'm coughing, my eyes are burning.
Fuck it, I'm going out.
Fuck it, I'm going out.
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cheech:
Pesticide Girls!
acetracer:
Don't you love FL in the summer? 
Ugh. Our house has termites. We're going to get our house tented next week, so we need to find a hotel. We were going to stay at the Mayfair House, a place that used to serve as a gay bath house, because we heard they were pet-friendly. They're dog-friendly, not cat-friendly. Fuckers. And they were reasonably-priced, too! $96 a night for a suite. The Four...
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joscelyne:
That cat site you sent me to totally cheered me up! And it reminded me of the eCard my sister sent me for my birthday: ....nevermind, my stupid email program isn't working so I can't get to the link where the card is located, and it's not showing up in my history 
I really want you to see it, too, cos it's so cute and has this adorable hand-drawn kitty and I cried. Yeah. Okay wow, PMS really sucks!
But THANK YOU for the birthday greeting! ♥
I really want you to see it, too, cos it's so cute and has this adorable hand-drawn kitty and I cried. Yeah. Okay wow, PMS really sucks!
But THANK YOU for the birthday greeting! ♥
joscelyne:
I hope everything works out for you and the dilemma, too.
anonymouse:
photos found by someone else via p2p software
I have jury duty tomorrow. It's not the federal court, so even I do get selected -- well, I hope it doesn't last long. Blah. I put off the summons twice because I had school. Boo.
My summons number is 42. Dude. Does that mean I'll learn the meaning of life when I arrive at the court house at... EIGHT AM? Oh my god. That's...
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My summons number is 42. Dude. Does that mean I'll learn the meaning of life when I arrive at the court house at... EIGHT AM? Oh my god. That's...
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minsc_and_boo:
Ali G is the most creative and inventive show on TV
batattak:
So...did you get picked??
I'm staying in tonight. I've decided to only go to parties that have gift bags. I like free stuff, don't you?
Today, I caught up with recent episodes of This American Life, and I started crying because there was a segment (or "act") on one of my favorite movies, The Beaver Trilogy. It's one of my favorite movies. It's... not a sad segment....
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Today, I caught up with recent episodes of This American Life, and I started crying because there was a segment (or "act") on one of my favorite movies, The Beaver Trilogy. It's one of my favorite movies. It's... not a sad segment....
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estrada:
Man, this username is so cute.
Cute!
Cute!
digdug:
hi anon 
Y'all, this is going to be a short little entry because I am off to my friend's house to preview a gay art porn that will be out on DVD in September. (Or we'll go to the Shaq party if we can figure out where it is.) He (my friend, not Shaq) got a screener DVD because he's fucking someone. That's how people get screeners,...
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zac:
i really want a gun. really. i'm thinkin a .308 browning a-bolt for long distance, some kind over over n under 10g for medium, and a sig 220 .45 for close.
wait...
what i meant to say was
I LOVE CELEBRITIES.
"short" she says.
wait...
what i meant to say was
I LOVE CELEBRITIES.
"short" she says.
cheech:
she said...
she said. . .
WHOOP!! EEP!! OPP!! OPP!!
when are we gonna start No Midol, our Cramps tribute band?
you - vox
WhiskeyFightPit - low twangy gtr
Emily - high twangy gtr
Seth Green - overreverbed gtr
me - Nick's knocks
she said. . .
WHOOP!! EEP!! OPP!! OPP!!
when are we gonna start No Midol, our Cramps tribute band?
you - vox
WhiskeyFightPit - low twangy gtr
Emily - high twangy gtr
Seth Green - overreverbed gtr
me - Nick's knocks
So I am procrastinating, as you do when you have a paper due. My paper is so pretentious that I think it will print itself out, walk off on its own little papery feet, and form a band with Muslimgauze and the David Cross character who only watches foreign films and listens to marching band music. I introduce it with a KIERKEGAARD quote. Oh yes...
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whiskeyfightpit:
Candy IS Dandy!
clovesbud:
That "form a band with Muslimgauze" line just put me in the hospital.
Stiches! I need stiches!!!!
Stiches! I need stiches!!!!
Why doesn't the peanut butter in Reese's Pieces taste the same as the peanut butter in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups? These are the things that keep me up at night. Well, not really. I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.
I'm supposed to write a composition for a Spanish class. In this composition, I am accused of a crime and I am to plead my innocence. I...
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I'm supposed to write a composition for a Spanish class. In this composition, I am accused of a crime and I am to plead my innocence. I...
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whiskeyfightpit:
I'm going to see Chris Isaak next Friday. Just thought you might want to know.
johnclement:
Appropos of nothing, you should join my Freaks and Geeks group.
I wonder if the sex with gays would translate to lesbians. Probably not for me. Alas
I wonder if the sex with gays would translate to lesbians. Probably not for me. Alas
anonymouse:
you love it
Preface (which was written ten minutes after I posted this entry): Don't read this entry. It's more at home in some dumb girl's livejournal. I'm just yelling at the wind, y'all.
I think I want a brother, a nice one. That's why it hurts so much when he calls me a whore, when he tells me I only have friends because they pity me, that...
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I think I want a brother, a nice one. That's why it hurts so much when he calls me a whore, when he tells me I only have friends because they pity me, that...
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belllla:
I wish I could help.
I find my family life has improved greatly since putting hundreds and hundreds of miles between us all.
I find my family life has improved greatly since putting hundreds and hundreds of miles between us all.
zac:
pay him no mind or even less. don't necessarily write him off, but it seems that there isn't much you can do to break into his armor at the moment. maybe starting to lose his family will open his eyes a little.
be well.
xo
reprazent.
be well.
xo
reprazent.
What is the appropriate response to the following statement? "The Da Vinci Code is my favorite book." It's probably not, "Oh my god, that book was so stupid. I knew the ending ten pages into the book." That's what I said to my peers in Spanish 102. Well, you know, it's better than my initial thought, which was, "What, are you retarded?" The book...
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rybo:
good times. 
rybo:
im back
im back
ps:you live in florida like me! and we like the same tv shows! yay!