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Before I get started on all of the Wilma blahbity-blah-blah-blah stuff, I'd like the preface this entry by telling you guys about my Truman Capote sex dream. It started on Monday, because I was involved in my magazines and it was 8:00 pm before I knew it. I didn't have my watch on, and there were no battery-powered clocks in the vicinity, right? So I...
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estrada:
I like reading your posts like I read the Economist, in bursts because there is so much to digest.
ilcapitano:
Another Christman Islander!
I always thought it would be fun to write porn scripts in general.

"Hi. I' m the plumber"
"My mr. sexy plumber. Oops, my top fell off."

Plus I will agree with Estrada. But that is a good thing.

EL SUICIDO LOCO
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My ranking of the Jones/Target Halloween sodas, from best to completely inedible:

1. Scary Berry Lemonade -- Delicious. I understand Matty X disagrees with me, but I think it tastes like a little slice of heaven. A lemony slice of berry delicious heaven. Hey, Badison Avenue! You guys should hire me to write this shit up for you.

2. Strawberry S'Lime - I think it's...
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earplug6947:
one animated graphic coming up.
i've been terribly lazy lately.
blush
acetracer:
18 of 2600 traffic lights working in an area with two of the deadliest intersections in the country and a majority of the population which can't drive for shit...



...isn't it just all kinds of fun!?!?! ooo aaa
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My granny was named Rita. I told my dad that Hurricane Rita is coming after us because he married a shiksa.

Rita, please don't hurt your grandchildren. Thanks.

Don't worry about us. It's only a 1 or a 2.

In other news, who are the assholes voting nay on my incredibly awesome tee shirt idea? I can just imagine it! A cute little possibly...
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lemonkid:
I'll think of you tomorrow night when I'm rocking out. I'll try to take some pictures too.
lemonkid:
Thanks!
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gimpy:
Sorry to backtrack a week or so but:

old skool comments

I just wanted to give a shoutout to a fellow UU.

About Your Sexuality was the greatest education experience I had between the ages of 3 and 21...
tangledupinblue:
Just had to say I love your comments in Celeb Worship.

Your evisceration of the crappy L.A,M.B. collection was swift, brutal and pleasing.
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Ever have one of those days?

Yeah.
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spaztikfantaztik:
Oh yeah...

Just yesterday, in fact.

And the day before...

How're things now?
joscelyne:
More often than I'd like, actually.
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Missy Elliot has the keys to my city. I don't know why that amuses me, but it does. And my mom spotted her while she was taking care of the family business on the beach. She said she was there with two whores. She didn't know who they were, but she used the word "whore." I like it when my mom swears. Last year, Bouncy...
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endedben:
Oh my word no. I would never ask for mind altering substances! I was thinking about oatmeal raisin chocolate chip peanut butter crazy cookies. I'm really not much of a baker and the whole process marvels and confuses me. Pasta is more of my forte.

What's your email for the invite?
johnclement:
Yeah, but the MTV news anchors seem so professional onscreen. Did you get a bunch of expensive free stuff?
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Dear God,

Why do You suck so hard? Seriously, what's the deal with frying my power supply and possibly my logic board? And now I have to wait 5-10 days for those Apple Store bastards to fix it?

Well, at least You didn't send that bolt of lightning on December '05. Because then my warranty would have been up, and I would've had to pay...
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johnclement:
I bought the Undeclared DVD set yesterday, watched the whole thing and several of the commentaries.
The episode order definitely screwed with me.

Martin Starr's commentaries always drive me insane. Just say something!
miguelitooooo:
hi all!
I have a friend who works for an interior designer/architect of some considerable renown in L.A. The designer is a very good guy - great to work for. He needs someone in Miami as he's working on a project there and is there approx 1 week out of every month.
Please email me if you know of / think of anyone - that person's name and contact info needed- any ad'l info / resume would be great as well.
The designer gave the following info:

A note from Florida to put on the grapevine. The work here will definitely

pick up for the next three months. Commuting from Los Angeles, I really

need someone in Miami who's looking for some extra income, who has their act

together and is interested in design. Three interior design projects need to

be wrapped in the next 3 months, so I'm looking for someone, maybe with a

little of a film producer's attitude who can mix a creative sense with a get

it done attitude.

This is entry level, but a pretty nice range of work. Transportation and own

computer and cell phone a must. Excellent for a student who can juggle or a

writer who manages his/her own time. Hours and compensation to be adjusted

to skills and availability.
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Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this Craiglist posting was penned by JT Leroy? I'll copy and paste it here. I want to save it for posterity, as the "Craiglist community," whatever that is, will inevitably remove it. They must be a bunch of old ladies clutching their cultured pearls (but we'll pretend they're real):

I have a simple request: Would someone like...
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earplug6947:
"I Was Dancing in the Lesbian Bar" <--that song is great!...or "friday night."
cheech:
Have you been watching Stella?

Man, I've been loving this half-hour show way more than even the obscene stuff online!

"But we killed him and ate him?"
"No, you were eating burgers and fries.... remember?"
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Why didn't someone tell me Nothing Painted Blue made a song about their love of office supplies? Oh, Frank Bruno. I would assume we would be made for each other if you hadn't written a love song using the dreaded hypodermic needle as a metaphor. I hate needles! But I LOVE office supplies. I go into Office Max, and I get a girl boner. Okay,...
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estrada:
I look at entries with or without pictures... but I can't read. frown
waldo_____:
Nice bulbul love
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I've been invited to "indulge in the modern martini experience." I don't know what that means, but if it DOES mean free booze, like I think it does... I am so there. The event is apparently in support of the Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS. That's a mouthful. Oh my god, the acronym is DIFFA, as in, "I beg to DIFFA." Awesome.

Fortunately, the DIFFA...
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adjunct:
Last time I was invited to participate in the modern [alcoholic beverage] experience, I showed up ten minutes early to some scotch tasting and was turned away because they were already filled up. And not with scotch.

The fireworks here are held over the Art Museum, which is the dead center of a neighborhood bordered by a river, a freeway, and a bunch of parkways you can't drive on. Nobody goes to the fireworks anymore.
lemonkid:
Let me know how you find the "modern martini experience."
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Yay! I win! What did I win? Gay porn! Everyone's a winner when the prize is gay porn! (I should warn you about that link: cocks ahoy! Yeah, I think the dicksucking makes it not safe for work.)

So, the second caption is mine, the Highlights one. I'm so clever.

My back hurts. Goddamn girl trouble. I'm going to go lie down and watch some...
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earplug6947:
we started rewatching F&G.
you know who also started rewatching F&G?
JIMI HENDRIX!

i'm glad you are now a "+" audioscrobbler user.
earplug6947:
catnip him!
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So, I graduated last Friday.

And just a few hours ago, at midnight, I viewed my grades online because I am a nerd and knew that they would be posted as soon as both the little hand and the big hand reached 12. And, y'know what? I fucking rule.

Course Title Dept. Course
Number Grade Credit Quality
Points
Load Attempt Earn
PREVIOUS TOTALS --> 105...
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lithium_picnic:
you nailed the chair, they shot the video in my warehouse. good eye smile
lemonkid:
Darling, whatever happened to a song a day?