Before I get started on all of the Wilma blahbity-blah-blah-blah stuff, I'd like the preface this entry by telling you guys about my Truman Capote sex dream. It started on Monday, because I was involved in my magazines and it was 8:00 pm before I knew it. I didn't have my watch on, and there were no battery-powered clocks in the vicinity, right? So I... Read More
My ranking of the Jones/Target Halloween sodas, from best to completely inedible:
1. Scary Berry Lemonade -- Delicious. I understand Matty X disagrees with me, but I think it tastes like a little slice of heaven. A lemony slice of berry delicious heaven. Hey, Badison Avenue! You guys should hire me to write this shit up for you.
18 of 2600 traffic lights working in an area with two of the deadliest intersections in the country and a majority of the population which can't drive for shit...
Missy Elliot has the keys to my city. I don't know why that amuses me, but it does. And my mom spotted her while she was taking care of the family business on the beach. She said she was there with two whores. She didn't know who they were, but she used the word "whore." I like it when my mom swears. Last year, Bouncy... Read More
Oh my word no. I would never ask for mind altering substances! I was thinking about oatmeal raisin chocolate chip peanut butter crazy cookies. I'm really not much of a baker and the whole process marvels and confuses me. Pasta is more of my forte.
Why do You suck so hard? Seriously, what's the deal with frying my power supply and possibly my logic board? And now I have to wait 5-10 days for those Apple Store bastards to fix it?
Well, at least You didn't send that bolt of lightning on December '05. Because then my warranty would have been up, and I would've had to pay... Read More
hi all!
I have a friend who works for an interior designer/architect of some considerable renown in L.A. The designer is a very good guy - great to work for. He needs someone in Miami as he's working on a project there and is there approx 1 week out of every month.
Please email me if you know of / think of anyone - that person's name and contact info needed- any ad'l info / resume would be great as well.
The designer gave the following info:
A note from Florida to put on the grapevine. The work here will definitely
pick up for the next three months. Commuting from Los Angeles, I really
need someone in Miami who's looking for some extra income, who has their act
together and is interested in design. Three interior design projects need to
be wrapped in the next 3 months, so I'm looking for someone, maybe with a
little of a film producer's attitude who can mix a creative sense with a get
it done attitude.
This is entry level, but a pretty nice range of work. Transportation and own
computer and cell phone a must. Excellent for a student who can juggle or a
writer who manages his/her own time. Hours and compensation to be adjusted
Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this Craiglist posting was penned by JT Leroy? I'll copy and paste it here. I want to save it for posterity, as the "Craiglist community," whatever that is, will inevitably remove it. They must be a bunch of old ladies clutching their cultured pearls (but we'll pretend they're real):
I have a simple request: Would someone like... Read More
Why didn't someone tell me Nothing Painted Blue made a song about their love of office supplies? Oh, Frank Bruno. I would assume we would be made for each other if you hadn't written a love song using the dreaded hypodermic needle as a metaphor. I hate needles! But I LOVE office supplies. I go into Office Max, and I get a girl boner. Okay,... Read More
I've been invited to "indulge in the modern martini experience." I don't know what that means, but if it DOES mean free booze, like I think it does... I am so there. The event is apparently in support of the Design Industries Foundation Fighting AIDS. That's a mouthful. Oh my god, the acronym is DIFFA, as in, "I beg to DIFFA." Awesome.
Last time I was invited to participate in the modern [alcoholic beverage] experience, I showed up ten minutes early to some scotch tasting and was turned away because they were already filled up. And not with scotch.
The fireworks here are held over the Art Museum, which is the dead center of a neighborhood bordered by a river, a freeway, and a bunch of parkways you can't drive on. Nobody goes to the fireworks anymore.
Yay! I win! What did I win? Gay porn! Everyone's a winner when the prize is gay porn! (I should warn you about that link: cocks ahoy! Yeah, I think the dicksucking makes it not safe for work.)
So, the second caption is mine, the Highlights one. I'm so clever.
My back hurts. Goddamn girl trouble. I'm going to go lie down and watch some... Read More
And just a few hours ago, at midnight, I viewed my grades online because I am a nerd and knew that they would be posted as soon as both the little hand and the big hand reached 12. And, y'know what? I fucking rule.
Course Title Dept. Course
Number Grade Credit Quality
Points
Load Attempt Earn
PREVIOUS TOTALS --> 105... Read More
I always thought it would be fun to write porn scripts in general.
"Hi. I' m the plumber"
"My mr. sexy plumber. Oops, my top fell off."
Plus I will agree with Estrada. But that is a good thing.