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I had to leave a few hours early today from work because of a dentist appointment for some fillings. I was expected back at work, but had to write an email explaining why. Below is the email, word for word.

"Hi Melanie!

Please tell Sherry and Shannon that I won't be back today after the dentist. I can't remember their email addresses by memory. The dentist put too much freezing in for my front tooth that my nose, and half of my left eye is frozen. Yes, that's right. My EYE.

Thanks!"

Thank god the dentist did a kick ass job with my teeth, at least.