Valentine's Day, a reminder of past romantic ghosts:
Fucked-up situation #1:
Husband chooses Dungeon and Dragons over a night with me on Valentine's Day. The next day I leave my husband and file for divorce.
Fucked-up situation #2
I am rope-suspended at a club, arms tied behind my back, and in no position to escape. A recent Ex proceeds to proudly make-out directly in front of me with some girl. This happens right after "Happy Birthday" is sung to me (yep, it's my bday).
Fucked-up situation #3
I arrive at a party, "Happy Birthday" is being sung to my friend. I approach her, but at that moment a recent Ex (different one from #1) locks lips with the bday girl. My head cocks to the side to process the moment. The bday girl is now dating my Ex. No one bothered to tell me what I was walking into. Boy, I feel stupid.
Fucked-up situation #4
I am dumped via email.
Fucked-up situation #1:
Husband chooses Dungeon and Dragons over a night with me on Valentine's Day. The next day I leave my husband and file for divorce.
Fucked-up situation #2
I am rope-suspended at a club, arms tied behind my back, and in no position to escape. A recent Ex proceeds to proudly make-out directly in front of me with some girl. This happens right after "Happy Birthday" is sung to me (yep, it's my bday).
Fucked-up situation #3
I arrive at a party, "Happy Birthday" is being sung to my friend. I approach her, but at that moment a recent Ex (different one from #1) locks lips with the bday girl. My head cocks to the side to process the moment. The bday girl is now dating my Ex. No one bothered to tell me what I was walking into. Boy, I feel stupid.
Fucked-up situation #4
I am dumped via email.
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stiles:
Yeesh. The beatings will continue until morale improves, right?
toothpickmoe:
Happy fucking Valentine's Day indeed.