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Saturday Mar 17, 2007

Mar 17, 2007
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How Tao is it to scream at your girlfriend, "You have the ungliest f***ing spirit!," and then throw a newspaper at her face? Well, this is what my new-age a-hole neighbor did to his girlfriend just now. At first they were just yelling at each other; just another typical Saturday afternoon. Then I heard a bunch of scurrying around and some stuff sounded like it was being thrown around.

She yelled, "You hit me in the nose with the newspaper!"
His reply: "Big f***king whoop!"

I've already broken up one bad fight, but this time I'll let the LAPD handle things. With a racing heart I grabbed my cell phone and waited for a signal to call 9-1-1. Then things settled down. Thank gawd!

Wait, now they're at it again. I really hope I can call the cops on that muther-f***er.
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toothpickmoe:
Why the fuck are you editing fuck? confused

Way to call the cops. Sometimes it's better to stick your nose in before thing elevate beyond help. I used to "hate" cops, but that was because I was doing illicit drugs all the time. Now that I'm not I have no problem whatsoever with them. Not driving probably helps.
Mar 18, 2007
salome:
That is retarded. Get them evicted.
Mar 18, 2007

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