anomalisa

My little old grey-haired lady of a car is finally going into retirement. She's been a good travel companion, hasn't complained much, but she's worn out. Her steel bones creak and she can't keep power steering fluid in her system. Depends Undergarments doesn't make a vehicular version of their product, so this means she tinkles everywhere. This is quite embarrassing. She has a good heart and knows how to stay cool under fire, but her days of adventures are over. Unfortunately, she didn't get to see much of the world other than her Japanese birthplace and Southern California. Now I plan to lay her down to go to vehicle heaven where she will have a wonderful view of the world. St. Paul can expect to see her roll through those Pearly Gates in not too long. I hope she finds herself a cute Porche or Bentley to pass the time away with.