anomalisa

I know three people born on this day. One is my close friend so I'm taking her out tonight for dancing and debauchery. I bought her a really nice vibrator for her birthday. It's shaped like a mermaid and it's waterproof. Only the best for my friends!

Has anyone seen those talking vibrators? They were selling them for $129.99! Holy Ford! If I want to hear someone when I'm rubbing one out I'll turn on talk radio.