I did a really hot anal scene with Derrick Pierce today. My, my, my. I swear -- usually, I am always horny after a scene and tend to beg for more afterward. However, whenever I fuck this guy, I crave food and a nap. Haha I don't know if that's a good or bad thing. I can't complain. I was on set for 6 hours today. I went to bed around 3am, got up at 8 and got to the set at 10:15. I am so glad I have tomorrow off. Tommy Gunn's birthday was yesterday, and his wife is throwing him a surprise birthday party tonight in Hollywood. I am debating on whether or not I really want to go. It's not because of the lack of sleep I got either -- I am a night owl, and I strongly believe that sleep is for dead people.
Anyhoe...
There are several reasons why I wish to not participate in any Hollywood party tonight. Why? Well...
A) It's in hollywood
B) Hollywood people S U C K
C) I refuse to wear a dress
D) I refuse to dress up period
E) I don't feel like it!
F) Is it ok to admit that I'd rather spend hours on the phone with Christian than deal with snotty fuckheads?
I'd honestly be content showing up in jeans and sneakers. Alas, that shit is unacceptable in Hollywood. They will either:
A) Not let me in
B) Let me in anyway cuz I have a cunt
C) Laugh...or some bitch may try and pick a fight with me. Oh, don't you just love Hollywood?
I apologize in advance for not spending $1000 on a dress I will probably only wear once and $500 on shoes that I cannot even dance in...or even walk in. Yeah...I am leaning towards the idea of staying home. I've been there, done that...bought the shirt on Ebay and even got positive feedback! I told my other half to go...and to find some yummy pussy for himself. It's so difficult to find a girl, willing to give up the twat. Or girls that have game. haha The problem with most women (or girls) is that they try too hard or talk all this bullshit and never really follow through with anything. What is wrong with all of you flaky whores???? Don't be a pussy! Christian suggested I write a little ditty here about having game...or how to get some. haha I will probably do that soon...
In the meantime, I am going to eat my chocolate chip cookie that I bought earlier and lounge in bed with my dog Clitoris. Ooooh, and here's one for ya:
Anyhoe...
There are several reasons why I wish to not participate in any Hollywood party tonight. Why? Well...
A) It's in hollywood
B) Hollywood people S U C K
C) I refuse to wear a dress
D) I refuse to dress up period
E) I don't feel like it!
F) Is it ok to admit that I'd rather spend hours on the phone with Christian than deal with snotty fuckheads?
I'd honestly be content showing up in jeans and sneakers. Alas, that shit is unacceptable in Hollywood. They will either:
A) Not let me in
B) Let me in anyway cuz I have a cunt
C) Laugh...or some bitch may try and pick a fight with me. Oh, don't you just love Hollywood?
I apologize in advance for not spending $1000 on a dress I will probably only wear once and $500 on shoes that I cannot even dance in...or even walk in. Yeah...I am leaning towards the idea of staying home. I've been there, done that...bought the shirt on Ebay and even got positive feedback! I told my other half to go...and to find some yummy pussy for himself. It's so difficult to find a girl, willing to give up the twat. Or girls that have game. haha The problem with most women (or girls) is that they try too hard or talk all this bullshit and never really follow through with anything. What is wrong with all of you flaky whores???? Don't be a pussy! Christian suggested I write a little ditty here about having game...or how to get some. haha I will probably do that soon...
In the meantime, I am going to eat my chocolate chip cookie that I bought earlier and lounge in bed with my dog Clitoris. Ooooh, and here's one for ya:
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You ever do a shoot at Cloud 9... you know Scott?
He lives upstairs.
Thought I might have seen you in passing.
Doug