and down the stairs i fell again, and as i lay at the bottom, having fallen flat against the steps and then slid the rest of the way down, i went through a terrifying, split-second mental check-up:
*okay... skull intact, no wetness so no blood... neck... sharp pains... but i can roll my head side to side... mid-back... okay, can't move right arm too well......
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*okay... skull intact, no wetness so no blood... neck... sharp pains... but i can roll my head side to side... mid-back... okay, can't move right arm too well......
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hah! good morning.
happy halloween!!!
the only halloweeny thing about me is the color of my ankle, which i sprained yesterday as i went up the stairs to the upper dining room carrying a big tray with a billion entrees on it. knnes are pretty jacked, too, but the good part is... i didn't spill a damned thing. i managed to keep the tray level the whole way...
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the only halloweeny thing about me is the color of my ankle, which i sprained yesterday as i went up the stairs to the upper dining room carrying a big tray with a billion entrees on it. knnes are pretty jacked, too, but the good part is... i didn't spill a damned thing. i managed to keep the tray level the whole way...
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vitamine:
oh, THAT joke! spilled me on the floor too! 
oops, did i say spilled? NOTHING was spilled. not a goddam thing.
wanna jam, rock star? nothin like a jacked knee to bring the crowds roaring. just ask james brown.
can i take you to the bridge?
oops, did i say spilled? NOTHING was spilled. not a goddam thing.
wanna jam, rock star? nothin like a jacked knee to bring the crowds roaring. just ask james brown.
can i take you to the bridge?
mydogfarted:
I guess someone got a package? 
in true blog form, i only update when drunk and having a bad night. so here's your update:
man, waitresses are bitches!
including me!
shoulda gone with stripping... same number of bitches, no one hides it, and there's more money in it. and the uniforms are way more fun.
sweet jesus.
see, this is why people unfriend me. i'm consistently depressed here, because it's the...
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man, waitresses are bitches!
including me!
shoulda gone with stripping... same number of bitches, no one hides it, and there's more money in it. and the uniforms are way more fun.
sweet jesus.
see, this is why people unfriend me. i'm consistently depressed here, because it's the...
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vitamine:
Only the fit survive your list. you're a friendslist stripper, aren't you? doesn't the pole ever get in the way? 
love, enfranchised
ps is it a crush if it's reciprocated? if the answer is a resounding NO! you have official leave to clear the crush list.
love, crushed
love, enfranchised
ps is it a crush if it's reciprocated? if the answer is a resounding NO! you have official leave to clear the crush list.
love, crushed
mydogfarted:
I gave a girls hoodie that I got for my wife which is too small for her. Let me know if you are interested.
i like to get drunk rather than confront my problems!
well, recently anyways.
i am completely comfortable with this!
how's my spelling going here? i'm not sure because i can't find my hip new glasses.
yeah, i know i haven't been commenting in friend's journals. i've been sorta absent lately, from the internets as well as other things. i'm not adjusting well to industrialized society....
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well, recently anyways.
i am completely comfortable with this!
how's my spelling going here? i'm not sure because i can't find my hip new glasses.
yeah, i know i haven't been commenting in friend's journals. i've been sorta absent lately, from the internets as well as other things. i'm not adjusting well to industrialized society....
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mr_rick:
<in my best waitstaff singing voice> Happy Happy Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday; It's Your Birthday, Happy Happy Birthday!!!
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
rick
AKA the birthday stalker
mr_rick:
naw...not a hobby. LOL though thats funny. just want to give everyone a well wished birthday. hope you had a good one!
rick
rick
i served my mom a waldorf salad today. veeerrryyy random.
grief's a bitch.
hope everyone is well.
grief's a bitch.
hope everyone is well.
vitamine:
they're not all as saintly as i make them out to be, but between you and me all it takes to be a saint is some PR and a good chunk of time for people to forget your crimes and misdemeanors. beautification knows no pain.. real saints don't mind if their most recent wife doesn't give them the funeral procession they've always wanted since she gave them what they needed before they died - the knowledge that someone needs them back and will miss them a whole lot, tacky funeral or not.
anyway, you can't put people away for tacky taste or we'd all be tatooed and paroled by now.
so, wanna skip bail? come on, it'll be fun!
they're not all as saintly as i make them out to be, but between you and me all it takes to be a saint is some PR and a good chunk of time for people to forget your crimes and misdemeanors. beautification knows no pain.. real saints don't mind if their most recent wife doesn't give them the funeral procession they've always wanted since she gave them what they needed before they died - the knowledge that someone needs them back and will miss them a whole lot, tacky funeral or not.
anyway, you can't put people away for tacky taste or we'd all be tatooed and paroled by now.
so, wanna skip bail? come on, it'll be fun!
ah so.
the flu, death, and dogfood.
i have been completely without motivation this last week, be it for reading, writing, making, cleaning, whatever. i've been on the road, at work, or in bed. don't cry for me, though, because i'm sure it will all be fantabulous soon enough.
what's your favorite maudlin rainy-day self-indulgent song? mine is a cover of joanna newsome's "peach plum...
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the flu, death, and dogfood.
i have been completely without motivation this last week, be it for reading, writing, making, cleaning, whatever. i've been on the road, at work, or in bed. don't cry for me, though, because i'm sure it will all be fantabulous soon enough.
what's your favorite maudlin rainy-day self-indulgent song? mine is a cover of joanna newsome's "peach plum...
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icemancometh:
2 Rights Make One Wrong by Mogwai, one of the best songs of all time.
hollygolightly:
are you feeling healed pretty lady? 
cat's back. little fucker.
vitamine:
i'm sorry you lost.
i'm happy you won back
stay happy, you've got an ocean to breathe for all of us
i'm sorry you lost.
i'm happy you won back
stay happy, you've got an ocean to breathe for all of us
every day is like sunday.
especially when you've moved to the coast and every day is a torrential downpour. i can't remember ever being this depressed. it's gotten very existential in here, and it's sort of going downhill. the dogs have decided to test me resolve by destroying all of my earthly belongings. one of my cats has disappeared. last night there were children in...
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especially when you've moved to the coast and every day is a torrential downpour. i can't remember ever being this depressed. it's gotten very existential in here, and it's sort of going downhill. the dogs have decided to test me resolve by destroying all of my earthly belongings. one of my cats has disappeared. last night there were children in...
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illrevue:
the south will humble you. as it has me. chin up, it is the ultimate test in character, which i seem to be failing but stil staying a float somehow.
welcome to florida when you get here...
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welcome to florida when you get here...
[Edited on Aug 08, 2005 10:47PM]
vitamine:
i thought when things get existential you're supposed to be on the upswing?
keep it happy, lovely one. you've chosen your path and be happy you must. there's no choice involved here
i haven't a clue about 8 1/2 - i've seen it years ago and was under the impression that fellini is just an old fart. if you can pair him stylistically with another filmmaker than his perfect opposite, the infinitely more real and powerful bergman is much more to my taste. in fact if you haven't seen 'the seventh seal' - i beg you! my knees are getting swollen so i'll get up now but i'll be back soon. stay tuned.
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keep it happy, lovely one. you've chosen your path and be happy you must. there's no choice involved here
i haven't a clue about 8 1/2 - i've seen it years ago and was under the impression that fellini is just an old fart. if you can pair him stylistically with another filmmaker than his perfect opposite, the infinitely more real and powerful bergman is much more to my taste. in fact if you haven't seen 'the seventh seal' - i beg you! my knees are getting swollen so i'll get up now but i'll be back soon. stay tuned.
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haha! i am on the internets! but only briefly. here's the score: mediacom are bastards, my shit is STILL not hooked up, i am in APALACHICOLA fl (go ahead, stalkers, i dare yee, my dogs are big and have gleaming titanium teeth), my feet hurt real bad because i am not accustomed to waiting tables, my house is super cute, i'd post photos but i...
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vitamine:
dogs with white teeth don't bite. not hard, anyway. it's like 50 miles from tallahassee, isn't it? i'm like on my way
you can text me anytime to stop the bean-stalk, to stop the clock use my cell phone # (no pics, and i can't text back, it's only one way )
i miss you!!
LOVED talking to you, expect another call soon. i thought Iwas the one boring you to death, i was talking most of the time i'm still working on that top 10 list, i should start posting it soon.
one good thing about the rain - you should have a few days sanctuary - cops hate the rain, it's wet for chrissake! anyway what are they gonna do - make you return the merchandise? well, just in case, keep a backup of all your acquired knowledge stashed in your brigatine
just in case.
wasn't lewis carroll the biggest perv of them all?
you can text me anytime to stop the bean-stalk, to stop the clock use my cell phone # (no pics, and i can't text back, it's only one way
)
i miss you!!
LOVED talking to you, expect another call soon. i thought Iwas the one boring you to death, i was talking most of the time i'm still working on that top 10 list, i should start posting it soon.
one good thing about the rain - you should have a few days sanctuary - cops hate the rain, it's wet for chrissake! anyway what are they gonna do - make you return the merchandise? well, just in case, keep a backup of all your acquired knowledge stashed in your brigatine
just in case.
wasn't lewis carroll the biggest perv of them all?
andreaandrea:
hi-ho, sorry i've not commented lately. where are waiting tables? My feet throbbed when i worked my first doulble years ago. now, i have to get up and walk around to kep my ass from throbbing!
mo better?!