annah

happy halloween!!!

the only halloweeny thing about me is the color of my ankle, which i sprained yesterday as i went up the stairs to the upper dining room carrying a big tray with a billion entrees on it. knnes are pretty jacked, too, but the good part is... i didn't spill a damned thing. i managed to keep the tray level the whole way down, then limped to the table feeling like a fucking superhero. the sucker was on my shoulder and i kept it level! i must have looked shocked as i approached (and they heard me scream bloody murder on the stairs, i was told later), because they applauded as i set down a tray of unspilled dinner. that, and i'm a rockstar. there's always that to consider.
and to think, i was gonna be whitney houston tonight. god, that would have rocked. crack is whack!

Q: what's the difference between barnum n' bailey's circus and the rockettes?


A: well, the circus has a cunning array of stunts...