Friday Oct 27, 2006

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all you have to do is think a happy thought
and then the song goes
you can fly
you can fly
you can fly
you can fly
you can fly!







ill be in pittsburgh tomorrow for the sg halloween party. you should come. you should say hello. you should buy me drinks. if you keep buying me drinks, i will definately show you my boobs. im not sure how much of an incentive that is, but i am just trying my luck here. anyways, even if you dont go, i can guarantee a follow-up with unflattering photos of me looking properly fucked up.


i havent responded to anyone in a long time. i feel like ive been busy, but im not really sure what ive been doing. its difficult to spend time on sg when other things are at your disposal. like flying.


you should listen to anais mitchell
i
love
her

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down at headquarters, there's a big database
with black and white photos of the side of your beautiful face
and your library record, and all your test scores
and an invitation to party like it's 1984

baby, don't look so nervous, they just want the facts
and it's all written out in the usa patriot act
cause we don't take no chances in a nation at war
so tonight we're gonna party like it's 1984

oh, honey, what did i tell you about the house being bugged?
they can hear us making breakfast, they can hear us making love
but excuse me a minute- big brother's at the door
and he's ready to party like it's 1984

you know you're my one and only; you always have been
sure is gonna be lonely after i turn you in
so i'll wait till tomorrow to file my report
and tonight we can party like it's 1984




im going to go watch my boyfriend masturbate. i win.


ps:

if you press two timbits between your thighs, it looks like you have testicles. neat!

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i do the twist

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there is also video evidence of me taking a huge duster hit and passing out, then babbling incoherent things for a very long time. but you do not get to see it. booyah!
pps. dont tell me that inhalants are bad or that only 12 year olds like them. i will cut you.

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oninotaki:
so i am still waiting for that friendship request smile
oninotaki:
well you cant be that bad of a friend as you havent sleept with any of my girlfriends yet wink tongue

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