Sunday Apr 09, 2006

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SPRING IS HERE!!!
do you know what that means?


it means baby bunnies in my backyard



look at his little nose! there are four babies, and they are in a cozy little nest under a tree. i told erin there was a bunny nest out back and she said "so you can see them up in the tree and everything?" hmmmmm......

this also means warmer days, warmer nites. taking walks and sitting on the front porch watching the sunset. if i had someone to sit with me, things might be perfect....

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view from my bedroom window. the grass is so green now, its wonderful.


a closer view. before long, the field will be filled with rows of tiny corn stalks. by my birthday, they will be up above my head.


this is what the world looks like from the rocking chair on my front porch.



i will try to keep the talk relatively short, because i have a slew of photos to release upon you. oh yes, there are lots. (thats such a lie. im going to end up writing for like 5 hours, and we all know it.)

first of all, i quit my job. i just got home from my last day. do i have another job yet? not really, but i have no qualms about it. i will get a job soon, (a) because i have to, and (b) because i am amazing at interviews, and i make people want to hire me. last nite is a perfect example of why working 3rd shift every weekend sucks my ass: my dear friend cody is on tour again with koufax, and last nite they played with mates of state. i am SICK that i missed this. (i will, however, be attending his show in bg on wednesday. you should go, too.) as if that wasnt bad enough, my (other) sister woke me up at 4pm to say "rabeya and i are going to canada to drink and gamble, do you want to come?" BOOOOOOOO. the real reason i had to quit was because i couldnt adjust to the schedule. i was getting 2 or 3 hours of sleep a day, then going to school and working full time. three months of that was too much for me. maybe i am a pussy, but i dont care.

marissa nadler was amazing. fucking amazing.

CLICK HERE TOO SEE HOW CUTE MY KITTIES ARE
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O-REN IS GOING TO EAT YOUR HEAD!!!


bathtime. they love eachother.













i sent out invites for my par-tay. this is what they say:

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come early to get your drink on ( liquor, wine, mini kegs, opiates, blow... i can acquire many things, just let me know what you want.) then we will be hosting a 'passions' party - aka 'sex toy extravaganza' - so bring lots of cash to throw down on those anal beads youve had your eye on for so long. there will be much drunkeness and debauchery to follow, and wear something slutty because there will probably be an orgy afterwards. kidding, kidding... or am i?
please rsvp so i know how many lovely ladies to expect, and feel free to bring anyone with a vagina. even if you dont drink, you should come just to watch the rest of us make complete asses of ourselves.



now doesnt that sound like a party youd want to go to? unfortunately, through planning this thing i have discovered that i have almost no girl friends. this makes a 'ladies nite' quite difficult you see, when you dont have any ladies. i really should have thought that through beforehand. most of them are probably going to be erins friends. but whatever. im not going to drink, but i have an 8 ball with my name on it (weeee!!!), so i have a feeling i will enjoy myself, regardless. ive also acquired 10 hits of sweet, sweet lsd. it has been rumored that this batch is pure as fuck, so im pretty excited about it. this week is going to be a nice, well-deserved vacation. sweet!

i drank twice this past week. that was weird. i also got it in the ass. that was good.

i got asked to prom!!!

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and was promptly un-asked. no, not the sg prom. the cardington high school prom. and i totally would have gone. i figure this is the last year i can do it until its just really sad. but -apparently- the kid got suckered into taking one of his friends friends.... yeah mkay. i just want to get dressed up and go out on a date so badly. and i was going to make this dress: you have no idea how excited i was about it; it was almost scary. i went shopping for emerald satin and everything (which is surprisingly hard to find, you know.)



i am, however, going to the sg vegas event in september!! i even have a date! and he is one of you... ooooo arent you curious? are you dying to know? really truly dying? did you just pee your pants because of the excitement? ok, i will tell you. its him. ive decided to reveal his identity, just in case he un-asks me, then i will cry and you can all send him hate mail. we will be cute together. i hope he will make out with me. who else is going?

my poor little finger was attacked by a box cutter! it was such a clean cut, i didnt even notice it until i saw my blood dripping on the floor. it was so worth it though, because i got to tape it up and give him a face:



his name is bernard, and hes a total prick. hes been annoying me all week, always talking about his stupid mustache and how he likes to tie damsels to railroad tracks. what an a-hole.

i am finally satisfied with the final design for my chestpiece. ive been drawing and re-drawing this for a year. yeah i know my artist can do that, but i want this to come from me. ill show you a sketch at some point. two words: naked. ladies.


I AM IN LOVE

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with the entire hebrew nation

beautiful
craig!!
mmmm yes please
i love jew girls, too
kevin was one of my first crushes
yeah, hes not cool, whatever. i want to do him.
oh god oh god oh god
mr zimmerman

and those are just off the top of my head. ive had a jew fetish for as long as i can remember. i dont know what it is.... but if you have hebrew blood, i will probably have sex with you. i think i have an amish fetish, too. that one freaks me out a bit.





do they make shirts like this? they should. i want one.

im super excited to start my work at the observatory! maybe, if i am a good little volunteer, they will let me run the 32 inch telescope for public programs. that would make me very very happy.

in celebration, id like to share a story with you all:

were heading for venus and still we stand tall
cause maybe theyve seen us and welcomed us all
with so many light years to go and things to be found
im sure that well all miss her so

its the final countdown!

YES!!!


shake those long flowing locks, you swedish loverboy, you!! you are a sexy man! a sexy sexy man!



yeah, they sucked a lot. but who else remembers getting excited when it was time to play 'the final countdown' in band? anyone?

while we are on the subject of the swedes, id like to say that i really like ace of base. not just like, oh its funny to like them because they were cool in 6th grade. i really, really like them. also, i wanted an excuse to post this mega creepy picture:



i feel like that guy is going to try to sell me blow, then ask me out to the disco or something. then the other dude, hes just like 'i am so the least attractive person in this group! i am never ever going to get laid! i hate you guys! and holding my jacket like this makes me look like a faggot!' and then he runs away, crying. he probably trips on something on the way out, too. you know, cause hes such a worthless piece of shit.

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so the other day i had this dream. one of those painfully long dreams that feels like it lasts for days, and the entire time youre telling yourself "oh my god please wake up, this sucks." i always remember my dreams right after i wake up, but in the following minutes it slowly slips away until i am left with a few key elements. anyways, i gave birth to triplets. one was a human baby, one was an owl, and the other was a half owl/half human. most of what i remember is walking around my grandparents house, carrying all three in my arms, trying to figure out how to hide the fact that i had just given birth to owls. the half&half was constantly switching back and forth from owl to human, and i never knew when it was going to change. we had to leave the house to buy groceries; for some reason i was not concerned about hiding the owl, but i wrapped up the half&half in a blanket. the blanket ended up falling off in the middle of the store, and everyone saw what it really was. there was a panic of people screaming and running, and i stood there crying, holding my baby owl.

i would like to think that this dream had some deep and significant meaning. but im pretty sure its because i had watched an episode of 'charmed' the day before, in which a man turned into an owl for half of the day. DAMNIT!



a while ago, i googled my name. first of all, when i put in my full name, all it came up with was porn. so, just first and last. and i kid you not, these came up:




hmmmmm.... interesting, right?

heres some more fun stuff that google spit out:

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im a doctor!
im a... scout? get your fucking hands off of me! im trying to eat my cookie.
sometimes, when i sing... my soul cries.
im a gymnast! and yes, id totally let you fuck me while im in a backbend position.
i am a precious child of god. i also stole these clothes off of a dead hooker.



tomorrow i am going to see the charlie daniels band, and i am really looking forward to it. my friend annie is even going to get to play her fiddle on stage with them! yay! i think shes really nervous, but its going to be fantastic. i think i broke my (only) lens (again). i swear to god, i am never going to get a decent lens if i have to keep replacing my basic one. i was so excited about using my camera again, i dont think its been used since october. ah well, if things work out, i will have some nice shots to share next time i come back.

choose a word. any word, it can be for any reason. my word is: grateful. this is the word that governs my life; it is my method of measurement, my check and balance. i feel like you dont come across it much anymore, and thats a damn shame.

so, heres the part where i show off all the time i wasted taking pictures of myself, right? yeah, ok, youre right.

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awwwwwwwww look at the little girl!




i dont show myself smiling on here much. and i really should, because i smile a lot. i like to smile. it feels good. i like to sigh, too, for the same reason.




and then i threw this one in, too. for good measure. scary stuff.




apparently sai was not cool with having his picture taken at this moment. i think he actually had a claw in my ear as this was taken.




i was searching through some folders the other day and found these photos from a shoot i did last january. i look nice with long hair. i want it back.










ASS IN YOUR FACE!!!!!


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salieri:
I think it may be because of this whole "Easter" thing going on. My mail doesn't even make sense, I'll have to explain it to you when you get it.

I like this Profile picture, your mouth is open a little bit and you look like a 12 year old boy. Is anything cuter?

...Could anything I say be creepier than that?

Dates are exchanged at 2:1. smile
alisa:
you are so beautiful!!! i have NO idea why we haven't hung out, yet. except for the fact that i work like a dog and never get to play with anyone... ever.

sooon we shall meet i swear it!!!
kiss

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