Monday Apr 18, 2005

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Salvation! I can non-violently solve my arachnid problem with a spider vacuum! The coolest thing is how you get them out--there's apparently a little button or something that shoots all of the air, and the offensive arachnid, out of the containment chamber.

Which means that I can not only rid my apartment of poisonous spiders, but also SHOOT THEM AT PEOPLE. How cool is that?! I don't think it's cool enough to merit a $49.95 price tag (my dwelling is not infested by poisonous bugs that often, thank god), but I'm sure there's a cheap knock-off somewhere. biggrin
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fatdavid8:
Happy Birthday! Ha ha! You are old!!!! Although not as old as some. frown

Good luck with the spider-shooter. I think they may be banned by the Geneva Convention.
l_f:
Life is brutal and has plenty of zasackas! (Polish academic proverb, which is said in English, except for the word zasacka (trap), which follows English-language declension instead of Polish in this particular proverb.) It seems to me that some people say Life is brutal and full of zasackas! instead, but it is all in the spirit. wink

Yours?

[Edited on Apr 25, 2005 10:35PM]

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