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Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

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I am not a Grammar Nazi (TM). I am a Grammar Superheroine.

I just need an outfit, some theme music, and a commanding, awe-inspiring Super Voice. Seriously, that last detail cannot be overlooked. How many superentities mumble and lose their trains of thought?

I could also use a sidekick or Super Pet.

Hmmm . . . perhaps an owl? Owls get associated with cerebral stuff a lot. Maybe that's too pretentious. I do think I ought to have something unusual, though. Wombat, perhaps?

My students would be horrified if they knew what I did instead of grading their essays. Wait . . . essays! eeek

Five minutes on the job and I've already been derelict in my duties.
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fatdavid8:
Are you teaching college freshman? Don't bother with the comments and corrections. Just let them get out of there, so they can socialize with their buds and ... socialize with their buds. frown

Man, I don't think I could ever teach again: the disinterest of most students and the distress of giving poor marks were too much for me. Hell, I've had just about all that I can take of students' pissy attitudes from working in a library, and I only work with the public 15 or so hours per week. miao!! miao!! miao!!
Feb 7, 2005
nimiipuu:
Thanks for the book idea's ( "The Blood Runs Like a River Through my Dreams" or "The Boy and the Dog are Sleeping"? Both are memoirs by a guy named Nasdijj. ) Im looking forward to reading them. smile
Feb 7, 2005

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