anissa

So I'm watching 'So You Want to be a Superhero' on Sci-fi...

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I was so embarrassed for those people I cried. Literally.
Not because I felt their pain or I laughed so hard I cried either.
It was just so retarded I felt a weird shudder and my eyes started watering.
Like watching it was too much to bear and my body was trying to rid my cells of the memory through tears.
I shit you not, if I didn't change the channel for five minutes or more I was going to start going into convulsions.

Anyway, there was a commercial on for this face cream for men that makes the stubble stand up straighte,r or some shit, so that you get a closer shave.
For some reason I just burst into a fit of giggles because all I could think was what if the product was like Nair or some depilatory in disguise. And all the while your slapping this shit on and you start shaving, thinking about how fucking great your face is gonna look, for the ladies of course, and your just standing there grinning like an idiot mashing the melted hair into your pores.

Cause that's what depilatories do. They break the hair down to mush.

I just though that idea was so hilarious because I don't belive half the shit commercials say about popular, well-known products let alone some bullshit that comes out of nowhere on the Sci-fi channel.

It ranks right up there with the OveGlove and that flashlight that you shake and lights up for X amount of hours.