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Jesus comes to down to earth for his second coming. He realises that he is going to have to prove that he is the son of god. He comes across a man and states that he is the messiah. The man, in turn, tells him to prove it by walking on water just like he did in the bible. Jesus says he will do it. When he tries, he immediately sinks. The man says "See, you're not the son of God; you can't walk on water."
To this Christ replies "Well last time I didn't have holes in my feet!"