animalmother

...a swirl of school work eat sleep school work eat sleep school work eat sleep. Until May. Learn to love it or you die.

I need one of two things.
A) a heavy punching bag in my appartment I can go ape-shit on every day.
B) A bad ass dominatrix to whip me into shape and make me atone for my sins through sublime pain.

"The days run away like wild horses over the hills.."

When I was 20, I could drink a bottle of Bacardi, drop a couple tabs of acid and still be fresh and clean at work at 7:00am.
Eight short years later and I'm an old fuckin' man who drinks six beers and feels like shit all the next day... What happened to me?
Eighteen year-olds: Enjoy it while it lasts. You can abuse your bodies...
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I'm feel like I'm the only person I know that makes sense all of the time. I live alone. Wouldn't have it any other way. Well, never say never, but...
You know what I really hate? People with no manners. I' not talking about formal dinner, salad fork, tea party manners. I mean politeness. Common courtesy. You don't have to have gone to charm school...
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When I was a kid, I could never sleep on the night before the first day of school. I was so excited and nervous - I couldn't wait for morning... Tomorrow's the first day of my last semester, and I have no doubt that I'll sleep like a baby tonight. In fact, I would rather do most anything tomorrow that doesn't involve going to classes....
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Other kids wanted to grow up to be cops, firemen, or football stars...
All I ever wanted was to be Dracula.

Good lord, I would kill my own mother for a decent peice of spanakopida right now. Never heard of this foreign-sounding, hard to pronounce delight? It's a Greek spinach and cheese pastry, and if you are ever fortunate enough to try it in Greece or made by a Greek, consider yourself blessed.
Today I bought a piece of spanakopida from a "Mediterranean" deli near work....
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O.K. so Oregon only actually sanctioned Doctor Assisted Suicide for terminally ill people. Well, I'm a man who likes to keep his word, and if I ever need to off myself for any reason, I'm going to Oregon. Doctor or no doctor.

Lets all keep our fingers crossed for that American Journalist who was kidnapped in Iraq. Even though she does write for the Christian...
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Dear Oregon,

You are rad. Thanks for being a foreward-thinking and intelligent example for the rest of our slow to catch up country. When I'm sick and dying I'm coming to your fair state to blow my head off along your lovely Pacific coastline.

Yours, JonnySwan

p.s. Profile pic coming soon.