animalmother

good: frozen pizzas
bad: that's all I eat lately

need: new shoes
want: neverending sushi

true: I almost lost an eye in an accident once
false: Mercury is the hottest planet (venus is hotter. it's all the gas. duh.)

I havent slept in days. My brain is a radio. It's telling me secrets and yelling at me.

I think I've got the bird flu. Or ebola.
(or, more likely) Stress. It's a mother...
All I want to do is eat crap and watch t.v. I just want to spray paint my windows black, curl up in a fetal position and suck my thumb for the next two weeks.

Baby did a bad bad thing.

Monday, 8:13am

I have four hours to write and type a six page essay on the sonneteers of the English Renaisance. Here goes..

I applied for graduation this week. One month and it's all over.
Watched Barton Fink and Miller's Crossing this week. Pure brilliance, the both of them. Why in hell was Fargo the one that pushed the Cohens into big fame?
Thinking about driving cross-country by myself this summer. Not a "journey of self-discovery" type thing or anything nearly so corny. Just something to do. Something...
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Took the umbrella and still got soaked. It's pissing down today.
So I was sitting in class this morning. I wrote "Burn In Hell" on the desk in red ink. I stared at the clock that was frozen. I stared at the girl's back who was sitting in front of me and imagined I was reaching around grabbing her tits....
Then I had a stroke...
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I'm not an eliteist or a food snob.. but strip-mall sushi, right between the Ross dress for less and the Burger King is not cool. Not cool at all.
I had sushi at my favorite place in S.F. yesterday. The place is just a bar and two or three tables. The guy behind the counter is from Tokyo and he dosen't speak English.
There's nothing...
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This week is what is known throuought the collegiate world as "spring break".
No. I won't be going to Daytona Beach to party with Pauly Shore and the rest of the Miller Lite beerbong Coppertone barfing in the sand gang from the MTV channel.

I'm going to ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.
Que pasa papecito? Yo tengo mucho hambre. Tenga...
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I'm a robot.
I have no time to write a proper entry as I am late already.

Jhonny Swan is gloomy and tired tonite. Can't hold a thought in my head for too long before It d r i f t s o f f. . . and another just as pointless comes into focus to take its place.

I read Beowulf and Silence of the Lambs this week... Both blood and guts... Both wonderful...
A Nightmare on Elm St. Part 2:...
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I feel like a character in some existentialist Russian novel. Freedom is a prison and work has set me free. When I have nothing to do, all I do is bitch about how bored I am. When I'm busy I don't worry about anything because I'm too busy being busy.
I feel great. I feel alive. All I have to think about is occasionaly eating...
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