animalmother

I'm not an eliteist or a food snob.. but strip-mall sushi, right between the Ross dress for less and the Burger King is not cool. Not cool at all.
I had sushi at my favorite place in S.F. yesterday. The place is just a bar and two or three tables. The guy behind the counter is from Tokyo and he dosen't speak English.
There's nothing...
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This week is what is known throuought the collegiate world as "spring break".
No. I won't be going to Daytona Beach to party with Pauly Shore and the rest of the Miller Lite beerbong Coppertone barfing in the sand gang from the MTV channel.

I'm going to ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.
Que pasa papecito? Yo tengo mucho hambre. Tenga...
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I'm a robot.
I have no time to write a proper entry as I am late already.

Jhonny Swan is gloomy and tired tonite. Can't hold a thought in my head for too long before It d r i f t s o f f. . . and another just as pointless comes into focus to take its place.

I read Beowulf and Silence of the Lambs this week... Both blood and guts... Both wonderful...
A Nightmare on Elm St. Part 2:...
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I feel like a character in some existentialist Russian novel. Freedom is a prison and work has set me free. When I have nothing to do, all I do is bitch about how bored I am. When I'm busy I don't worry about anything because I'm too busy being busy.
I feel great. I feel alive. All I have to think about is occasionaly eating...
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...a swirl of school work eat sleep school work eat sleep school work eat sleep. Until May. Learn to love it or you die.

I need one of two things.
A) a heavy punching bag in my appartment I can go ape-shit on every day.
B) A bad ass dominatrix to whip me into shape and make me atone for my sins through sublime pain.

"The days run away like wild horses over the hills.."

When I was 20, I could drink a bottle of Bacardi, drop a couple tabs of acid and still be fresh and clean at work at 7:00am.
Eight short years later and I'm an old fuckin' man who drinks six beers and feels like shit all the next day... What happened to me?
Eighteen year-olds: Enjoy it while it lasts. You can abuse your bodies...
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I'm feel like I'm the only person I know that makes sense all of the time. I live alone. Wouldn't have it any other way. Well, never say never, but...
You know what I really hate? People with no manners. I' not talking about formal dinner, salad fork, tea party manners. I mean politeness. Common courtesy. You don't have to have gone to charm school...
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When I was a kid, I could never sleep on the night before the first day of school. I was so excited and nervous - I couldn't wait for morning... Tomorrow's the first day of my last semester, and I have no doubt that I'll sleep like a baby tonight. In fact, I would rather do most anything tomorrow that doesn't involve going to classes....
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Other kids wanted to grow up to be cops, firemen, or football stars...
All I ever wanted was to be Dracula.

Good lord, I would kill my own mother for a decent peice of spanakopida right now. Never heard of this foreign-sounding, hard to pronounce delight? It's a Greek spinach and cheese pastry, and if you are ever fortunate enough to try it in Greece or made by a Greek, consider yourself blessed.
Today I bought a piece of spanakopida from a "Mediterranean" deli near work....
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