angrymeat

well lets see where to start. Went to the bar last night we hung out with outr friend kevin who was watching the door. .
now kevin is about 6'4 i am 6'8" os the both of us at the dorr was pretty funny . People pulled out their id's way before they got in and never muttered a fould look or word. so we end up setting at a table with these two girls mainly because it was the only seat left and it was right by the door. These were two very strange girls . One was a tax accountant who also sold porno and sex toys out of the trunk of her car. This girl was also ex millitary and half puerto rican half african american. She was for the most part totally insane. The second girl her short little friend was a hair removal specialist. I know there is a more technical name for it but im hung over so fuck it. Any ways the nights conversations were very strange ranging from what is and is not deductable to rectal bleeching. it was all an all a very strange night. . The hair removal girl was a perfect example of your typical beauty obsessed half insane bar girl. All of her makeup was tattoed on and she had 0 body hair excluding on top of her head. I believe her explanation of her netherregions was something like smooth like butter you could run your tongue all over it and never find a rough spot. so all in all last night goes down as the thrid strangest night I have had first involves a strip bar in kc and former suicidegirl jill and the second involves being beating with a large double ended dildo at a sex shop by an angry gay man. well im off for more coffee and to see hostel.