Wow, did you guys know that payment for photosets round here has been increased to $500, because apparently Missy wants to see "improvement & originality in set quality" 
That's just under R3,500 I had no idea that being a fully-fledged SG could be such a lucrative hobby, especially for us poor peeps in Third World / Developing countries when you take the crazy exchange rate into account!! You also get free knickers & free membership!!!!!
Hmmm, maybe this is just the incentive I've been needing to make a proper concerted effort to lose these last 5kgs round my middle, so I can at least feel comfortable shedding my kit in front of the camera for you lot...*she says while shoving another chocolate digestive into her mouth*!! [Note: see my previous post about anorexia
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Me, very drunk after a night of sticky summer clubbing, in our Swiss Cottage bedsit (London, 1997)
So, guys 'n girls, do you think this flat-chested, short-waisted, scar-riddled, 30something-year-old bod is worthy of the $500 booty, or should I rather stick to my day job?! (Don't worry, I'll be sure to adopt flattering poses, under good lighting, & make FULL use of Photoshop's best features before unwittingly exposing you to the oddcat described above
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Have yourselves a fab weekend
That's just under R3,500 I had no idea that being a fully-fledged SG could be such a lucrative hobby, especially for us poor peeps in Third World / Developing countries when you take the crazy exchange rate into account!! You also get free knickers & free membership!!!!!Hmmm, maybe this is just the incentive I've been needing to make a proper concerted effort to lose these last 5kgs round my middle, so I can at least feel comfortable shedding my kit in front of the camera for you lot...*she says while shoving another chocolate digestive into her mouth*!! [Note: see my previous post about anorexia
]Me, very drunk after a night of sticky summer clubbing, in our Swiss Cottage bedsit (London, 1997)
So, guys 'n girls, do you think this flat-chested, short-waisted, scar-riddled, 30something-year-old bod is worthy of the $500 booty, or should I rather stick to my day job?! (Don't worry, I'll be sure to adopt flattering poses, under good lighting, & make FULL use of Photoshop's best features before unwittingly exposing you to the oddcat described above
)Have yourselves a fab weekend
and like you say what you dont like you can always photoshop