anger_frog

I'm so bored I'm watching the State of the Union.

I keep thinking, "If I still had a girlfriend I'd be at her apartment right now waiting for her roommates to leave so we could play Housewife and the Naughty Salesman in the kitchen." In case you don't know, it involves being bent over a sink while getting fucked up the skirt while I scream, "How many brushes can I put you down for?" Then again, whom ever she was cheating on me with at the time would have to stay home and be bored, so I guess there's balance in the universe.

I need friends. While I do enjoy talking to the lot of you, it is still a poor substitute for real friend activity, as our relationship involves me sitting around bored until someone interesting happens to log onto their IM. Unfortunately, after over a year here, I've still have not managed to find anyone the least bit interesting here. I think one of the first things I"ll do when I finally get out of this place to rediscover the joys of a social life.