anger_frog

Ok, here's a good question:

If the emphasis is getting up really early on Christmas Day, then why is it that people make such a big deal about Christmas Dinner? Why are we not having a big elaborate Christmas breakfast? Why do I have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to wait another 8-10 hours before eating?

I'm up early so as to pick up Raven for the designated time from her mom's. We'll come back here for present opening, and matriculate to my sister's sometime after that. Dinner at 4pm (!) and having her picked up by her mom at 5pm, and opening the pool hall to lonely, bored souls at 6pm.

Now that Christmas is here, I plan on being tight with my money as to save as much as possible for the upcoming trips before school starts. I can't wait to get paid again, since there's a few things I want to pick up, and I dearly miss playing poker as a secondary source of income.

I'm thinking about dressing up as an angel, driving to Poison's house, and explaining to her parents that God needs her to go to Delaware on a holy quest to get immaculately face humped by Mle. Do you think it will work?