Due to properly demand: I'm posting the testimonials of my former sexual partners that I plan to use for my speech final. In case you're not up to speed, a few weeks ago I e-mailed a couple of women I had sexual relationships with, explaining my plans for my speech project. They both thought it was a great plan, and willingly wanted to join in on the fun. Without further delay, my sexual references:
My most recent ex, who i think overly interpreted my pitch of "sell me like a cable company":
I was an avid user of the services for over a year, during which I received many benefits. I received a caring listener even if the problem was mundane or especially if it was potentially life threatening. I was taken out to eat and received many worthwhile tokens of affection for subscribing to the service. The service is extremely appreciative of its patrons and willing to go to great lengths to keep them happy.
Now, my friend Heidi, who had no trouble providing the details:
A testimonial for Fuji it just doesnt seem that one would be necessary. Lets face it, its obvious hes down for a good time. Give him a go, and you wont be disappointed. Hes enthusiastic about making his partners enjoy themselves. Hes intelligent enough to carry a conversation post frolic, which is important. Plus, he eats pussy better than any lesbian Ive been withand that says a lot. I drove 300 miles, to a town I had recently departed, just to hook up with Fuji. And would do it again if the opportunity ever presented itself again.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is some of my sex life. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
My most recent ex, who i think overly interpreted my pitch of "sell me like a cable company":
I was an avid user of the services for over a year, during which I received many benefits. I received a caring listener even if the problem was mundane or especially if it was potentially life threatening. I was taken out to eat and received many worthwhile tokens of affection for subscribing to the service. The service is extremely appreciative of its patrons and willing to go to great lengths to keep them happy.
Now, my friend Heidi, who had no trouble providing the details:
A testimonial for Fuji it just doesnt seem that one would be necessary. Lets face it, its obvious hes down for a good time. Give him a go, and you wont be disappointed. Hes enthusiastic about making his partners enjoy themselves. Hes intelligent enough to carry a conversation post frolic, which is important. Plus, he eats pussy better than any lesbian Ive been withand that says a lot. I drove 300 miles, to a town I had recently departed, just to hook up with Fuji. And would do it again if the opportunity ever presented itself again.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is some of my sex life. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
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I wonder if my exs would speak that highly about our sexual nature together... be kinda fun to find out.. Did you just ask the ones you departed on good terms with or did you ask all of them?