I had the most unusual dream last night.
My girl called me and asked me to run her over to the home of some friend of hers. When i picked her up she was weraring this tacky tennis skirt in navy blue. I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear.
the house was a wreck and she didn't knock we just walked in. there on a broken down old recliner was a hugely fat black man with a strung out dirty white girl laying on the floor beside him.
My girl siad "i need some" and the fat man made some comment about her ass and led us to another room to retrieve what i now knew was either cocaine or heroin.
on the way to the second room i noticed the sheath to some kind of large knife. It was some kind very decorative curved sheath, hard like animal horn with a sharp point. I grabbed it as stealthily as i could but to be honest i don't think anyone would have noticed anyay. I couldn't even guess where the matching blade was by now.
The fat man put his hand on my girl's ass as he led her to a closet in the filthy bedroom to retrieve the drugs. he began to get really offensive. He said all kinds of things about all the times he had been with my girl. i couldn't take it anymore. I warned him to be careful. He just started to curse and make some veiled threats so I shoved him into the closet and when he turned around i pushed the curved animal horn sheath hard into his neck. I had trouble pushing it through his fat neck so i quickly looked around and found the blade to a shovel. The handle had broken hust above the fluted steel collar. I grabbed it up and used it as a hammer to drive the pointy horn through his neck. he made some unfortunate gurgling sounds.
By this time my girl was hysterical. She was actually pissed that I had stabbed the offensive perverted drug dealer. she wouldn't stop screaming about how i ruined everything. I used the shovel blade to knock her cold. I walked past her while flicking lit matches until some of the rubbish in the place lit, along with the the curtains.
I made sure I had set fire to the place and i went home.
My girl called me and asked me to run her over to the home of some friend of hers. When i picked her up she was weraring this tacky tennis skirt in navy blue. I noticed she wasn't wearing any underwear.
the house was a wreck and she didn't knock we just walked in. there on a broken down old recliner was a hugely fat black man with a strung out dirty white girl laying on the floor beside him.
My girl siad "i need some" and the fat man made some comment about her ass and led us to another room to retrieve what i now knew was either cocaine or heroin.
on the way to the second room i noticed the sheath to some kind of large knife. It was some kind very decorative curved sheath, hard like animal horn with a sharp point. I grabbed it as stealthily as i could but to be honest i don't think anyone would have noticed anyay. I couldn't even guess where the matching blade was by now.
The fat man put his hand on my girl's ass as he led her to a closet in the filthy bedroom to retrieve the drugs. he began to get really offensive. He said all kinds of things about all the times he had been with my girl. i couldn't take it anymore. I warned him to be careful. He just started to curse and make some veiled threats so I shoved him into the closet and when he turned around i pushed the curved animal horn sheath hard into his neck. I had trouble pushing it through his fat neck so i quickly looked around and found the blade to a shovel. The handle had broken hust above the fluted steel collar. I grabbed it up and used it as a hammer to drive the pointy horn through his neck. he made some unfortunate gurgling sounds.
By this time my girl was hysterical. She was actually pissed that I had stabbed the offensive perverted drug dealer. she wouldn't stop screaming about how i ruined everything. I used the shovel blade to knock her cold. I walked past her while flicking lit matches until some of the rubbish in the place lit, along with the the curtains.
I made sure I had set fire to the place and i went home.
[Edited on Apr 16, 2006 10:50PM]