Thank you for your recent email to myeviltwin.
Due to the high volume of stupid, dumbassed, rude, disgusting, appalling, revolting, phone sex requests she gets on a daily basis, they are now being refered to me, her resident secretary, pit bull, and (for your information) boyfriend.
For somebody who is purportedly a big fan of Amy's profile and journal you seem to have completely missed her repeated references to not, in fact, being single, nor in fact being desperate enough to phone sex with strangers from west virginia, world renowned capital of inbreeding.
Be that as it may, it is my sad duty to inform you, that at the present time, she is completely satisfied with her sex life, though she will keep your application on hand, should she develop a rude toothless loser fetish at any time in the future.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Angel Frost.
Due to the high volume of stupid, dumbassed, rude, disgusting, appalling, revolting, phone sex requests she gets on a daily basis, they are now being refered to me, her resident secretary, pit bull, and (for your information) boyfriend.
For somebody who is purportedly a big fan of Amy's profile and journal you seem to have completely missed her repeated references to not, in fact, being single, nor in fact being desperate enough to phone sex with strangers from west virginia, world renowned capital of inbreeding.
Be that as it may, it is my sad duty to inform you, that at the present time, she is completely satisfied with her sex life, though she will keep your application on hand, should she develop a rude toothless loser fetish at any time in the future.
Thank you, and goodnight.
Angel Frost.
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kelland:
oh where oh where has my AngelFrost gone... oh where oh where can he be?
kelland:
you can still shower me with affection now if you care to do so. 
I am taking applications still.
I am taking applications still.