Sometimes its the shits to be the DD. Tonight I was shooting great pool, running the table as a matter of fact, hitting on some cuties, and just all out having a good time. Did it last? Oh Hell NO! As written in the DD handbook "When the stupid drunk ass is ready to go home so are you." Who made those fucking rules anyway? 
Oh goodness. They keep showing cougars on the T.V. what the hell?
Calgary is gonna win. All there is to it. LALALALALALA!!!!
L8r love