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Friday Aug 07, 2009

Aug 7, 2009
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Best. Wedding. EVER.

The bride wore a beautiful red pre-raphaelite dress. The groom wore a skirt. They were escorted to the altar by pony-boys, and no, I'm not explaining that to you. The wedding party consisted of the bride's best friend, and the groom's AWESOME father. The priest wore a kimono and white gogo boots. The non-monogamous couple primary-ied each other (at which point I cried), and juuuuuuuuust before he announced them man and wife, the priest ripped off his kimono to reveal a lacy white teddy and matching thong.

...and the only time Jesus was mentioned, was when they were talking about the goat.

Best Quotes:

From a Miss BK, discussing her recent life in Korea: "And that's how I found out...I'm an UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT!"

From a total head-to-toe, six foot five, 220 pound biker goth, slightly slurred: "STEAMPUNK?! Steampunk is...it's just...is just goth with a WATCH glued to your HAT!"

"How's YOUR gina?"

Best. Wedding. EVER. The only bad part was when I found out that the one guy I though was cute turned out out to be a pony-boy. Good for him, but really, really not my thing.

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