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andybeau

Prison City, Michigan

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Thursday Oct 20, 2011

Oct 20, 2011
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Sorry Ass Halloween Joke:

Why couldn't Witch and Warlock have a baby? BECAUSE HE HAD A HOLLOW WEENIE!!!

HAR-DEE HAR HARRR!!! *slaps knees*

Not much else is really that exciting in my life at this moment. Major development would be that I'm considering leaving my current college and transferring elsewhere to finish. Not what I wanted to do, but I was caught up in a little snafu a year ago, made a deal with the devil, hoped for the best, and the devil is reminding me at great length that I'm a piece of shit (in their eyes).

Scares the shit out of me thinking of going elsewhere, but I think it has to happen. If for no other reason than to be true to myself and stick it to the man, regardless of the barely visible ripple I'd cause.

Time distribution is out of whack right now, and I wish I had the money to go get Arkham City.

Peace out my lil' SG-villians!!
venom:
haha for a second i was like.... touch.. touch, touch?

lol nicely played.


also.. aren't all weenies technically hollow?
tongue
Nov 3, 2011

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