I've been bitten by something very scary.
Not a vampire, not a wolf, not Joan Rivers.
Something that for now, must remain unidentified...
I'm sitting at work, and ten minutes ago, I discovered these HUGE insect bites on my knees. My KNEES for fucks sake!!!!!!!!! My friend Jim told me that different types of mosquitoes are attracted to different parts of the body....but this is ridiculous.
Besides...no mosquito could leave bites like these....huge and swollen and leaking clear fluid...URRRGGGGHHH!!!
I'm going to have to track this beast down, for sure. Track it down and bring it's reign of terror to an end. Time to strap on my big game hunting kit.
So, so, so, so, so busy...but I'm hiding SG in my laptop monitor! Can I get away with this all day? We shall see...
AND..I just got a text from my new favourite girl!!!
Not a vampire, not a wolf, not Joan Rivers.
Something that for now, must remain unidentified...
I'm sitting at work, and ten minutes ago, I discovered these HUGE insect bites on my knees. My KNEES for fucks sake!!!!!!!!! My friend Jim told me that different types of mosquitoes are attracted to different parts of the body....but this is ridiculous.
Besides...no mosquito could leave bites like these....huge and swollen and leaking clear fluid...URRRGGGGHHH!!!
I'm going to have to track this beast down, for sure. Track it down and bring it's reign of terror to an end. Time to strap on my big game hunting kit.
So, so, so, so, so busy...but I'm hiding SG in my laptop monitor! Can I get away with this all day? We shall see...
AND..I just got a text from my new favourite girl!!!
Btw, was your profile picture taken in that vodka bar made of ice?
And sheesh - hate insect bites - poor you!