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I neeeeeeeed a new tattoo.

I feel it's high time. I have, but one.

A really dodgy one on my upper right arm. I got it 13 years ago, at a very questionable tattoo parlour.

I'm thinking of a cover-up. Or maybe something fresh???

I've actually been thinking of a full sleeve job.

We shall see...

BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not, not, not getting as wankered as...
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Crap...after last night's exertions, I'm knackered.

Just about tuckered out.

Must...use....matchsticks....in.....eyelids....

Before I hit the hay, I'd like anyone who reads this to go and have a look at the very beautiful Camilla and her set. An amazing lady.

A little treat for those of you that remember Sesame Street as well as I do...

The Count

Enjoy and sweet, sweet dreams.

You know what???

I'm in the middle of the first all-nighter, I've had to pull for about six months...and it's scary.

I shouldn't even be here!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should be focusing my embattled eyes on the task at hand, but I can't be arsed..

Deadline at 10 am tomorrow and I'm nearly done. I figure another hour(that'll bring me up to 4am)and that's me.

I'm at...
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Me want beer.

Now.

Sun. Outside. Me. Inside. Working.

Bunch of arse.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Nearly the weekend!!!!

DAY OFF WORK!

Huuuuurah. I'm s'posed to be sorting out my flat, but it's a no-go. I'm sitting in the garden soaking up the last of the summer sunshine here.

Ex-girlfriends and text messages...

Sometimes good, sometimes bad. Yesterday, I was in the pub with friends, and I got a message from a girl I was with about three years ago. Texted me to tell...
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SEPTEMBER????!!!

What the fuck???

How on earth did September creep up so damn quietly on me?

It's a mystery to me.

It's also a mystery, why jellyfish don't come in lots of mouth-watering delicious flavours...

In other news, I've ditched my rice and water diet.

It has now been more or less confirmed to me, that I am indeed, allergic to milk.

And I REALLY...
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Heeeeeeey!

A day of nothing! Bank holidays are a wee bit like that unfortunately. I've vowed the next long weekend that comes my way, I'll be heading over to Spain to catch up with friends.

I miss my amigos!

First cup of tea since Wednesday...

It rocked.

Grey, grey weather...

All my mates went out without me last night....I opted to stay in and not be tempted by the demon drink, because I intend to purify myself. Oh yes.

The video below still gives me the shudders. In an entirely good way.

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Mucho better today.

Don't know whether it's down to the steroids and antihistemines I'm being forced to swallow, or the lack of REAL FOOD in my new, puritan diet.

Thank Christ it's nearly the weekend. Lots to do. Not involving good food.

(sob)

Ooooooo....my very first blog posting, and I'm in a bad way!!!

I ate some curry on Tuesday night, and my mouth started to mysteriously expand...

I woke up the next morning, barely able to move, hardly able to breathe, and with a mouth that looked for all intents and purposes like an over-inflated football.

I quickly rang the emergency services and an Ambulance was duly...
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