I'm home sick for the second day in a row and I hate it. I feel like someone has kicked me in the lungs and I can't get a breath.....THIS SO SUCKS...now I'm feeking sorry for myself, which I hate even more. What's scary is that I actually miss work. Welcome to loserville...and I'm the mayor!!! I actually totally love my work, always have...not always the people I worked with but lately I'm in Heaven.
I'm off to Vegas in 16 days and I'm actually getting excited, finally, doing more of a RAT PACK tour really....welll ring-a-ding-ding....coming back to Edmonton where Roberta has a house, and going to see Motley Crue......YES. The last time my best boys and went Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, for their last reunion tours.....well that was messy. We befriended a couple of strippers who turned out to going on stage with Crue for a naughty school girl routine that involved and nun and a dildo...It was classy with mild touch of Irony...er...yah!! Then there was the Texas size Canadaian Club that we shared, we have a giant party at the Imperial 400, I black out, and the next thing I remember I give it to a girl, bent over in the bathtub, surrounded by broken glass with her screaming " yes...I love the way you fuck me..."....which is always a nice way to wake up. Turns out that I had been screaming out instructions for some time and that we had been there for at least an hour already.....I love the drink and what it does for the hammer....but according to my watch, we had just started.....anyay, you get the idea.
Wish me luck in Vegas, if anyone is out there, could the recommend a good tatty shop, since I need a souviner and I hate those Snowcones and I have enough t-shirts...unless it's a Don HO t-shirt
I'm off to Vegas in 16 days and I'm actually getting excited, finally, doing more of a RAT PACK tour really....welll ring-a-ding-ding....coming back to Edmonton where Roberta has a house, and going to see Motley Crue......YES. The last time my best boys and went Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, for their last reunion tours.....well that was messy. We befriended a couple of strippers who turned out to going on stage with Crue for a naughty school girl routine that involved and nun and a dildo...It was classy with mild touch of Irony...er...yah!! Then there was the Texas size Canadaian Club that we shared, we have a giant party at the Imperial 400, I black out, and the next thing I remember I give it to a girl, bent over in the bathtub, surrounded by broken glass with her screaming " yes...I love the way you fuck me..."....which is always a nice way to wake up. Turns out that I had been screaming out instructions for some time and that we had been there for at least an hour already.....I love the drink and what it does for the hammer....but according to my watch, we had just started.....anyay, you get the idea.
Wish me luck in Vegas, if anyone is out there, could the recommend a good tatty shop, since I need a souviner and I hate those Snowcones and I have enough t-shirts...unless it's a Don HO t-shirt
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linz:
i have a pocket thesauras.
tarnish:
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that Beth called me. She got your email, but she's not too computer savvy, so she wasn't able to get back to emailing you once she got to looking through your pictures. She wanted me to tell you that she will respond as soon as she can, and that she thinks you're super awesome for even offering to get her an account. If you want you can just sign her up(I'm not sure what all is involved in that process), and I will help her with everything once she comes back over. I hope that all makes sense. 