Sunday Apr 20, 2003

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NEWSFLASH: EASTER Bunny was seen today hitchhiking in Milwaukie oregon... He then proceeded to rip his head off in front of admiring Children... He then proceeded to die in front of them and then was resurrected ... THE EASTER BUNNY IS NOW UNDEAD and is stealing eggs from all over the country while screwing their chickens and making more undead easter eggs... surreal
Just thought id let ya know surreal
Andevilica
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hastwothumbs:
Talk about life (sorta) imitating art. Several years ago, there was a skit on Conan where the Easter Bunny was about to give a little girl a chocolate bunny. But at the last minute he bit the head off, causing a bunch of blood to splatter all over him. Then the band launched into "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath.

That was the defining moment of my adolesence.
andevilica:
indeed...

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