Update before work.
DO NOT open if you dont like stories involving gross things (i.e. doo doo, because that is what this is about)
DO NOT open if you dont like stories involving gross things (i.e. doo doo, because that is what this is about)
Independence Day - "The LA Police department have asked citizens to refrain from firing their guns at the spaceship, you may inadvertantly trigger an interstellar war."
Found this fourtune taped to a door at work on Friday:
Logan: I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question. 
Oh yes and last but not least Willow is amazing! Go look at her set now!
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under the best is the ninja. and under the ninja is the cklarock.
His wikipedia entry
And even better, his wikiquote entry.
JesseJ is my guy from waaaay back when. We were as close as two peas in a pod for many years back when the best rappers wore Africa medallions and the first Bush was President.