Update before work.
DO NOT open if you dont like stories involving gross things (i.e. doo doo, because that is what this is about)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)So recently even though I do a good job wiping the next morning I feel the strong urge to wipe my ass again. And when I do it's a good thing I did because I needed to... What is this? I figured if I follow the "wipe till it's white" rule of thumb I would be covered, but apperntly not... Is this the anal leakage I have been hearing so much about? This morning AND last night before I went to bed (I didn't feel like getting up so I used a tissue at arms lenth and tossed it towards the trash before falling asleep, I missed...) I had to wipe to get some remainder off... What the hell? I think I need to go see a Dr. For no other reason than I would like it to stop, I hate whiping when I normally have to, this is just an added pain in the ass, or doo doo in the ass if you will.
If a bunch of ppl aren't grossed out by this I have a whole bunch of diarrhea stories that are ultimately embarrassing but I love telling because to me they are hilarious.
Independence Day - "The LA Police department have asked citizens to refrain from firing their guns at the spaceship, you may inadvertantly trigger an interstellar war."
Found this fourtune taped to a door at work on Friday:
Logan: I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.
Oh yes and last but not least Willow is amazing! Go look at her set now!

under the best is the ninja. and under the ninja is the cklarock.
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And even better, his wikiquote entry.
JesseJ is my guy from waaaay back when. We were as close as two peas in a pod for many years back when the best rappers wore Africa medallions and the first Bush was President.