Independence Day - "The LA Police department have asked citizens to refrain from firing their guns at the spaceship, you may inadvertantly trigger an interstellar war."
Found this fourtune taped to a door at work on Friday:
Logan: I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.
Oh yes and last but not least Willow is amazing! Go look at her set now!
Found this fourtune taped to a door at work on Friday:
Logan: I went to a heavy metal concert. The singer yelled out, "How many of you people feel like human beings tonight?" And then he said, "How many of you feel like animals?" The thing is, everyone cheered after the animals part, but I cheered after the human beings part because I did not know there was a second part to the question.
Oh yes and last but not least Willow is amazing! Go look at her set now!
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logan:
haha thats a joke from one of Mitch Hedberg's comedy sets. You should totally buy or download one of his shows. The man is a genius!!! And i feel special for being quoted 
mistakesmade:
funny you say that because it actually IS an unusually small tire iron.