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Saturday Oct 15, 2005

Oct 14, 2005
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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

thats what i get for being a lazy fucking loser and doing nothing NOT even checking my email

so i only am checking my email because my moms pritner is broken and i have to print somthing for her, i see an email with the subject of "Foo Fighters' Surprise Show"

well i like the foos and i tottaly wanna see them live, APPERNTLY they are playing my 2nd fav venu, and due to its size foo show there would be FUCKING AMAZING! and its TOMMAROW! tickets are sold out, ebay the cheapest one is 40 somthing a pair would be 200, about 100 a pop. FUCK FUCK FUCK im SO pissed off, i guess the lazy ass bird gets no worms and thats mee =( i got
(@_@)O-----(-.-Q) <<<OWNED!

oh well its my own damn fault for being a loser face


anyway this was here before and i dont want it to go to waste

so some on on SG said tell me a joke, i typed it and figured i would share the weath, if you think its retarded be my friend and say its awesome =D


so a man walks into a bar with a monkey, takes a look around and sits at the bar. he orders a beer, and pays for it. thers a bowl of fruit on the table and the monkey just kinda jumps up and eats and apple.

the bartender says "wtf man? what the hell is your monkey doing?"

guy says "sorry sorry, it wont happen again"

he pays for the fruit

bartender: "its ok its ok, just dont bring that monkey in again"

so the next day, the same guy walks into the bar, again with his monkey. he sits at the bar, orders a gin. the monkey proceeds to jump onto one of the pool tables and eats a poolball

bartender: "what the fuck is your monkey doing in here? now i gotta buy a whole net set of balls!"

guy: "Im so sorry ill pay for everything, again im sorry"

bartender: "its ok, just dont bring that monkey in here again"

so the next day, the guy returns, again with his monkey, he sits at the bar and orders a beer. the monkey jumps up the the bowl of fruit, grabs a cherry and shoves it up his ass. Then pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.

bartender: "IS YOUR MONKEY FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS HE DOING?"

guy: "after the poolball, he has to size everything first"
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
jj_r0x0rz:
hahah thanx verymuch!
Oct 17, 2005
badfingers:
Love the joke!!!!

I missed out on the FOO FIGHTERS also!! whatever

Thanks for the comments too!
Oct 17, 2005

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