wellll i wasted another day, its now 7 am and i have yet to sleep...
and i will waste tommarow because i will be sleeping
doo doo on my life right now, oh well atleast im not depresssed, just disapointed with my non progress on any front other than being lazy
so some on on SG said tell me a joke, i typed it and figured i would share the weath, if you think its retarded be my friend and say its awesome =D
so a man walks into a bar with a monkey, takes a look around and sits at the bar. he orders a beer, and pays for it. thers a bowl of fruit on the table and the monkey just kinda jumps up and eats and apple.
the bartender says "wtf man? what the hell is your monkey doing?"
guy says "sorry sorry, it wont happen again"
he pays for the fruit
bartender: "its ok its ok, just dont bring that monkey in again"
so the next day, the same guy walks into the bar, again with his monkey. he sits at the bar, orders a gin. the monkey proceeds to jump onto one of the pool tables and eats a poolball
bartender: "what the fuck is your monkey doing in here? now i gotta buy a whole net set of balls!"
guy: "Im so sorry ill pay for everything, again im sorry"
bartender: "its ok, just dont bring that monkey in here again"
so the next day, the guy returns, again with his monkey, he sits at the bar and orders a beer. the monkey jumps up the the bowl of fruit, grabs a cherry and shoves it up his ass. Then pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
bartender: "IS YOUR MONKEY FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS HE DOING?"
guy: "after the poolball, he has to size everything first"
and i will waste tommarow because i will be sleeping
doo doo on my life right now, oh well atleast im not depresssed, just disapointed with my non progress on any front other than being lazy
so some on on SG said tell me a joke, i typed it and figured i would share the weath, if you think its retarded be my friend and say its awesome =D
so a man walks into a bar with a monkey, takes a look around and sits at the bar. he orders a beer, and pays for it. thers a bowl of fruit on the table and the monkey just kinda jumps up and eats and apple.
the bartender says "wtf man? what the hell is your monkey doing?"
guy says "sorry sorry, it wont happen again"
he pays for the fruit
bartender: "its ok its ok, just dont bring that monkey in again"
so the next day, the same guy walks into the bar, again with his monkey. he sits at the bar, orders a gin. the monkey proceeds to jump onto one of the pool tables and eats a poolball
bartender: "what the fuck is your monkey doing in here? now i gotta buy a whole net set of balls!"
guy: "Im so sorry ill pay for everything, again im sorry"
bartender: "its ok, just dont bring that monkey in here again"
so the next day, the guy returns, again with his monkey, he sits at the bar and orders a beer. the monkey jumps up the the bowl of fruit, grabs a cherry and shoves it up his ass. Then pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
bartender: "IS YOUR MONKEY FUCKING RETARDED WHAT IS HE DOING?"
guy: "after the poolball, he has to size everything first"
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You made me laugh.
When I play frisbee, I get hit in the heeeeed.
I don't eat a lot of spicy food, and I thought it was so odd when I heard that sometimes after eating spicy food, people's poops are spicy, too.
How do you afford to do nothing all day? I think that sounds divine ! Work blows! But I actually have productivity problems in which I cannot do nothing. Even while watching TV I need to also be reading a book or doing something crafty. It's a disease.