Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

anatomist1

Member Since 2003

Followers 10 Following 11

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Saturday Aug 04, 2007

Aug 3, 2007
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Reflections on intelligence and the human being.


The Numbers

I was recently thinking about the persistent question: why do so many people I encounter on a regular basis seem too stupid to live? Why indeed. The most interesting clue I have found presented itself to me when I was cross-referencing the fossil record of our species with its historical record.

According to current archeological records, we are virtually identical to our homo sapiens ancestors from about 130,000 years ago. All aspects of the anatomy appear the same, including skull shape and volume. Civilization, on the other hand, started only about 10,000 years ago at the earliest. In fact, there is no evidence that any human even figured out how to put a seed in the ground on purpose and grow a plant he or she was interested in using for any reason at all up until about 12,000 years ago.

So let's do the math here. It took the entire human population of the earth over 100,000 years to figure out how to grow a plant - that's 4,000 generations - despite being constantly surrounded with a multitude of plants of inestimable variety, and presumably even regularly picking the seeds out their food, as we do now...

In case you are having trouble doing the calculations, allow me to simplify:

Humans = Extremely Fucking Stupid

That's right. The brains have not changed. Most people that you meet could let their imaginations roam free for a hundred millenia and still not be able to come up with the idea to plant a fucking seed.

...keep a heavy, blunt object handy, and stay tuned for the next installment: "The Illusion of Civilization." or "If people are so stupid, how come we have x, y, and z?"...
squire:
You're so . . . I don't know . . . terminally unique?

Do you have Gravy with you? Or is Dave earning his keep?

I'm going up to Erin's cabin to drink all weekend. Yep. Just me, Pat, Bob and a bunch of lesbians. So yeah I won't be getting laid anytime soon.
Aug 9, 2007

More Blogs

  • 12.12.09
    1

    Saturday Dec 12, 2009

    OK. That below zero shit was not cool. Do you hear that, mysterious…
  • 05.01.09
    3

    Friday May 01, 2009

    I've got a piece in this show at Pratt's gallery this coming Thursday…
  • 03.23.09
    4

    Monday Mar 23, 2009

    Haven't been around for quite some time. Got roped back in with 3 fr…
  • 08.03.07
    1

    Saturday Aug 04, 2007

    Reflections on intelligence and the human being. The Numbers I was…
  • 07.19.07
    1

    Thursday Jul 19, 2007

    Sadly, too often we neglect the really important things in life, and …
  • 07.18.07
    1

    Wednesday Jul 18, 2007

    Hello.
  • 05.09.05
    6

    Monday May 09, 2005

    I had a horrible maddening experience with UHaul today. I called in …
  • 05.06.05
    1

    Friday May 06, 2005

    Panola Mountain Nature Somethingorother. Right near Lithonia there a…
  • 05.04.05
    1

    Wednesday May 04, 2005

    Read More
  • 05.03.05
    2

    Tuesday May 03, 2005

    Read More

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
3
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,120,815 followers
  • 14,918,684 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,386,545 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo