anatomist1

Woke up to pee the other night, and came across a furry grey spider on my floor. It's abdominal segement was a sphere about the diameter of a quarter. It didn't move at all, but it was compact, poised, like it was amassing energy. When I splatted it with a giant textbook, it made a big yellow stain on the carpet.

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pureblu12225:

I lived in southwest fl for about 2 years and the bugs down there oh my sucked butt if it wasn't spiders it was the freakin palmetto bugs or fire ants or heck all sorts of nasty lil things

Apr 14, 2004

emma35:

ick spiders....

Apr 15, 2004

Working my ass off getting this house ready to rent. Next order of business is to lay some ceramic tile, which is one of the worst tasks imaginable. Soon as this one is done, I'll actually have enough free time to build some stuff in my garage.

Lost 5 pounds in the first 12 days and none in the last 6. It's so easy to...
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squire:

I like the new "profile" pic. Heh.

Isn't the Fifth Element that Bruce Willis movie? I know I saw it, but I don't remember it. I take it you recommend it? And what is there to reconsider re psychedelic drugs? And when does this reconsideration take place? Do I get to come?

Apr 13, 2004

squire:

How was American Splendor? The description sounds similar to Crumb. That movie was so fucked up!!

I watched Spellbound and Pirates of the Carribean. I liked Spellbound but I wasn't into it as most people seem to be. But definately worth the watch. And I like Pirates quite a bit. Which suprised me.

Thanks for the personal narrative and all, but what does the book say we are supposed to consider/reconsider about psychedelics? [insert smartass emoticon here]

If I could trademark fonts (not possible) I'd trademark a sarcasm font. That'd be cool.

Apr 13, 2004

Time to get lean. Calorie restriction and increased endurance exercise underway. My energy levels have skyrocketed. I'm working on moving all stuff into one house and making the other ready for sale. I've just worked three 12 hour days in a row. No rest until I've lost 15 pounds and that house is sold.

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vim:

so out of curiosity, what and how much are you going to be eating, and how do you space it throughout the day?

and by the way....your sculpture is bad-ass.....those all steel? I've wanted to work with metal for a while now and really just have no clue how I'd get started?.....like, how'd you do all the bones n stuff?.....awesome.

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Apr 8, 2004

squire:

Apr 10, 2004

After one week of detox from my exceedingly unpleasant trip up north, I feel pretty good... with a dash of melancholy.

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shiva8:

i say do both. spike and stomp. might as well be thorough.

Apr 2, 2004

squire:

I've been a bad bad boy. I should be in bed . . . .

Apr 2, 2004

I have just about finished up all the work I'm going to do on my new Madison house on this trip. Have a major headache. The former owners of this house were the biggest cheapskates ever. It seems like every little thing in the house was DIY'ed as cheaply and ignorantly as possible. Which means I have to redo it all.

Going to see Sun...
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squire:

Naked ladies are dece.

Mar 29, 2004

squire:

yeah . . . she rocks.

You wanna think about maybe considering possibly hopping a flight out to the Coachella festival in May? That lineup . . . it'd be like my Woodstock.

Mar 29, 2004

Had a bad customer service incident with a bank this morning. Got really pissed and spent all day shopping for another bank. Went over the crap for so long that I don't care any more. A full day of banking can be depressing.

squire:

I am scheduled for a jury trial on the 25th and 26th. But the DA wants to reschedule for May and I am not inclined to object. So I'll know wheter I can make it after the next status conference on the 18th.

I got that new New Pornographer's disc last night. I really dig it! You said you didn't like the first one so I was hesitant, but I have read a bunch of great reviews. I got that and I found a copy of Stratford 4 used. Kind of a cross b/w Luna and Spaceman 3. Funny b/c I was thinking that there was a little Spaceman 3 in there and then, like, two songs later they actually mention Spaceman 3 in their lyrics . . . along with Belle and Sebastian.

Mar 13, 2004

squire:

Hey. I got the Motts. Tell Harry Shapiro to send the violins and by Thursday that pool in Miami will have a new bottom.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 'SCONNY?

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Mar 15, 2004

Looks like two houses that have taken forever will finally be sold and out of my life tomorrow. Only two more to go.

One day soon, I'll be free to do something besides pimping houses or slaving away fixing them up for the first time in over two years. It's going to be weird.

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squire:

NO!!! Nothing on the west side.

Well, maybe the LeTigre Lounge. But that might be a little too over-the-top kitsch for you.

Why couldn't you buy something on Jenny or Spaight for chrissakes? Jeeez.

Mar 11, 2004

shiva8:

i want to write more when i have a chance. esquire told me all about you last night... and none of it good.

kiddin

Mar 12, 2004

Contents of brain still jealously guarded.

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squire:

I got yer cup o' spit. Right here, baby.

Mar 10, 2004

mutanix:

Thanks for the advice. Can't wait to try it out. Unfortunately there is no she OR he at the moment.

Keep those sheilds up man, makes your picture quite disturbing.

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Mar 10, 2004