It's been decided, I'm running away to America in order for Rae to kidnap me.
First of all, I'm going to hitch a ride to Heathrow International Airport- now I'm not sure of the correct etiquette of hitch hiking, I saw on old black and white film once where a lady in a big flouncy frock lifted up her skirt, revealing her naughty ankle and pulled up an old automobile. Now giving the fact that its now the 21st centuary, I may have to adapt that slightly. Do you think a boob flash would suffice?
Once at Heathrow, Im going to purchase an insuspicious holdall bag, and climb in it, with a striped bendy straw peeking from the zip for air. I will place myself on the conveyer belt and get put on a plane headed to the States. I've always wanted through the tunnel with the luggege!
On the plane I shall put on an anarchy ski mask, sieze a bottle of their finest wine, smash it (being careful to drink every drop first of course) and use it as a weapon to hijack the plane to take me directly to Rae's nearest airport.
Where she will be waiting for me to tie me up and drag me away.
to Rae
Have you ever thought about running away? How would you do it?
Back to reality, I took a couple of new pics today- take a peek, my hair isn't red any more! *sob* Green is good too though.
Love you all xx
First of all, I'm going to hitch a ride to Heathrow International Airport- now I'm not sure of the correct etiquette of hitch hiking, I saw on old black and white film once where a lady in a big flouncy frock lifted up her skirt, revealing her naughty ankle and pulled up an old automobile. Now giving the fact that its now the 21st centuary, I may have to adapt that slightly. Do you think a boob flash would suffice?
Once at Heathrow, Im going to purchase an insuspicious holdall bag, and climb in it, with a striped bendy straw peeking from the zip for air. I will place myself on the conveyer belt and get put on a plane headed to the States. I've always wanted through the tunnel with the luggege!
On the plane I shall put on an anarchy ski mask, sieze a bottle of their finest wine, smash it (being careful to drink every drop first of course) and use it as a weapon to hijack the plane to take me directly to Rae's nearest airport.
Where she will be waiting for me to tie me up and drag me away.
to Rae
Have you ever thought about running away? How would you do it?
Back to reality, I took a couple of new pics today- take a peek, my hair isn't red any more! *sob* Green is good too though.
Love you all xx
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so anywayz..... running away are ya? I can attest that it felt good at one point and i actually liked being able to run away from things I didn't want to deal with or if I got tired of being somewhere - I just left...... of course now - I don't do that much anymore..... I am in the process of un-jumbling the attic I call my mind of all my years up to this point.... anyway - good luck - if you are near Eugene area - or Portland - let me know - we can drink a few and I will tell you some carnie stories..... and boy do I have some...... ciao bella
I dunno about anyone else, but if I was driving, and you flashed some leg, let alone some boobage at me, I'd likely crash!