anaphalaxis

I shouldn't really be surprised that I feel like death warmed up. In fact I'm quite surprised by the fact I don't feel worse.

Don't ever top up a quadrouple shot of gin with champagne thinking it is tonic water.

Pictures of me making a dick of myself in a top'ntails will follow.
I even shaved... well, sort of.

All my money is out at the moment, and I really need to start selling some goods! Anyone want to invest expendable cash on antique silver? My prices are terribly reasonable!