anaphalaxis

discovered over christmas my mother is going to marry a prick. Imagine Topo Gigo with a Napoleon complex and OCD.

Napkins are supposed to get dirty, at it's very bad manners to make someone feel uncomfortable in your home. Wanker.

Also, lovely country house that it is there's no internet access. How did I manage!? Well, I came back on the first train after boxing day (day after xmas. Not sure it exists in America). Felt guilty that cat was left on her own for christmas. Just so you all know, I do realise my cat doesn't give a shit about christian festivals, but still. I'm at the mothers house looking after her to compensate for my neglect.