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ananthropoid

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Friday Dec 05, 2003

Dec 4, 2003
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Today I realized that I have something to feel lucky about.
I feel lucky to KNOW that I'm physically and probably socially unappealing to the opposite sex. It makes me feel free of doubts as to whether or not someone thinks I'm attractive. It makes it so I don't have to think, "Hey! I wonder if I have a chance with this really beautiful girl?!" love
...because I already know the answer. It's "NO! puke" And I feel lucky that I'm not half-decent looking, because I do not have to worry about what side of decent/indecent looking I am.

It does put me off when I get the 1 in a billion comments about how I'm not bad looking, or the one in 6 billion comments about how I'm actually good looking, because all of a sudden, I'm all like, "Hey WOAH-Man!... Did you forget to rub the vaseline from your eyes this morning?"

then they're like, "Vaseline?"
And I'm like, "yeah... TURKEY!...VASELINE!"

Then they say, "oh yeah..." while they wipe the vaseline from their eyes, and continue to say, "Aw man!... YOU'RE NOT UGLY... You're not even FUGLY! you're OOOOOGLY!"

and I step back with a smug look on my face that looks all like whatever, and I say, "WELL DUH!"

Then I ask if the person wants to make out...

And the person says yes ARRR!!!.

Cuz despite my ugliness, people can't resist making out with me after they've realized how stupid they were from not wiping the vaseline from their eyes...

Aww man... writing this down made me think of something else...

What if their are girls out there that dig really ugly guys with horrible personalities?!!! FUCK! Now I gotta live with this insecurity until someone tells me it's okay.

ooo aaa I wanna pet monkey ... and a pig oink and a chicken bok and a pirate ARRR!!! and a bucket of vomit puke and a brown eye blackeyed I mean blackeye.

This site is awesome. Watch Eric do some crazy emotions! It's way cool.
bloodycrackdown6:
most hot chix dig ugly guys w/ no personality. ...i'm living proof. join the SGVA group. skull
Dec 4, 2003
ananthropoid:
NOOOO WHY'D YOU SAY THAT! YOU'VE TAKEN AWAY ALL OF MY SECURITY!

lol
j/k.

I tried joining that group, but it doesn't take to the page of posts and stuff.

[Edited on Dec 05, 2003 9:43AM]
Dec 5, 2003

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