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Thursday May 18, 2006

May 18, 2006
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I nabbed this off a friend's journal... It's fun though!


So far who did you talk to the most today?
Jamie, a guy who's just started working with me

What is the best name for a butler?
Cuntchops. Look, he's my Butler, I'll call him what I want...

What is the thing you are picked on most about?
My height - 5' 8" ain't that small though!

Whats the weirdest story of one of your scars?
I was climbing a drainppipe on my last day of school, it broke and I slashed my wrist on the bracket. I was not trying to kill myself, I was a stupid teenager, but not that stupid.

Do you remember the part from Bambi when Bambi learns to say bear?
Nope, just when he skids on the ice and that bastard bunny is thumping his foot

What colour is your toothbrush?
Green and white? That, or blue and white.

What is your middle name spelled backwards?
Nai

Can you eat well with chopsticks?.
Yep

What odd things creep you out?
Moths. Wasps. Fuck them

What do you do with the hot grease when you're done cooking?
Don't cook with grease

How many good friends do you have?
Lots

Whats the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Probably horse, but I didn't know it was horse when I ate it. Godammn Frenchies...

What colour are your socks today?
Black

What is your favourite word that starts with the letter G?
Gaylord

What is the closest object to your left foot?
a sock

Who is your favourite Golden Girl?
Saggy? Pissy? Fuck the Golden Girls

Do you have an inside joke that has to do with numbers?
No

What is the longest amount of hours you have slept in a row?
I have no idea, I don't time things like that

How do ugly people make you feel?
Less angry than stupid people

What are on your walls?
Paint - it's a rented apartment

Say two words that rhyme.
Cat, sat

Do you use online terms in real life?
No! lol... wink

What do you think people think of you?
That I'm an opinionated prick

Do you think this year will be better than the last?
Maybe, maybe not. I'm pretty happy with how last year went.

Who is the 1st person on your incoming call list and how do you feel about them?
Jamie Cameron and I don't really know him that well yet, but he's a cool guy so far

What is the stupidest thing you have ever done?
Can't really think...

What is your favourite commercial of the moment?
Looking forward to the funny ones that are no doubt going to come out for the World Cup

What does it take to make you cry?
Not much. Sad stuff, thinking of my Nan, the sacrifices that people give for others

What are you looking forward to?
winter

Who did you kiss today?
My girlfriend and my dad - not at the same time, or even in the same way

What do you like to do when you are alone?
Read books, play video games, take photos

Who are your 2 favourite characters on Full House?
Huh?

What is missing from your life?
A pet monkey and a pirate ship - and I could live without the monkey

Would you be ashamed if you wore hippie clothes?
I'd be swinging by my neck, that's the only way you'd get me into them.

Grab the closest book, what does the 7th sentence on the 23rd page say?
'Will the reportedly hard up Duchess of York be bidding a sad aufwiedersehn to private chalet holidays in Klosters?'

When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
No idea

Do you own a Super Nintendo?
No, but I blagged an XBOX 360 the other day - pretty stoked with that.

What do you think of Law and Order SVU?
I don't know what that is

Can you name all 7 dwarfs?
Don't they prefer the term 'little people'?

What was the last thing you thought you lost, but ended up finding it?
Wallet

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

If you had a ball of clay what would you mould it into?
Probably a badly shaped penis. I am a boy, after all.

Do you have any famous relatives?
Nope. My friend's Dad is the drummer of Deep Purple, though. I know it doesn't count, but it's pretty fucking cool.

Last TV show you watched?
The Champions League Final - fuck Barcelona! (and I don't evening like Arsenal)

Food you ate?
Chinese buffet

Thing you bought?
'Jarhead' on DVD

Thing someone bought you?
A card that made me cry

Thing you laughed at?
The Green Wing, the bit when the Doctor hears that coffee enemas are good for you and he gives himself one - with freshly made, hot coffee.

Person that spent the night at your house?
My Dad

Song you sang out loud?
Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy - damn, that's a catchy bastard song

Time you ate ice cream?
Last night - Tesco's are doing a 2 for 1 on a box of white magnums
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
skys:
hey stranger,

happy birthday, i went to a gig at the borderline the other night and smiled as i walked by the crobar.

it was my birthday the other day started off shitty but then my friends pulled me through to having a fantastic one.

hope yours starts out great and ends great.

x
Oct 25, 2006
libra:
happy birthday you......how old now???? 49???

have a good one babes..

kiss kiss kiss kiss
Oct 26, 2006

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