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Wednesday Jan 18, 2006

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So, two dyslexics are in a car. One says 'can you smell petrol?'. The other one replies 'don't be silly, I can't even spell my own name'.
ARRR!!!
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analogus:
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
Jan 18, 2006
skys:
i'm moving off the dyslexic jokes as i am and i'm beginning to find tham offensive...ha ha you couldn't affend me

i'm going out tonigh to get trashed at some crap student night yay!

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb, 2 but how the fuck did they get in there?

your so lazy why don't your write on my page?
Jan 18, 2006

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