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Mairzy Doats - help me with something stupid
I was watching Twin Peaks two days ago and this is still stuck in my head.

"Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe"

Why would a kid eat ivy? AND who wants to help me come up with a new version?

Ho's eat oats - and bros eat oats - and little *blank* eat ivy...
A *blank* will eat ivy to and wouldn't you?

*Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy
A kid will eat ivy to and wouldn't you?* <---old one

Now help me fill the blanks!!!

Thanks